*That's unlikely.*

Tazz: I agree with the Narrator, that's unlikely.

Ominous: Not probable.

Rebecca: I'd be inclined to say you're fighting an uphill battle.

*It's not to say you shouldn't keep trying, though! Ignore those jerks!*

All three: Hey!

*Welcome to the madness that is Last Poster Wins 9! It took over 1000 pages to finish the last one, and it's probably going to take that long to finish this one.*