The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh yeah, I should've asked this before... How many waves are there?

*Everybody takes their proper positions.*

*How would you even know? The RaGNaK have LOADS of troops! There is a chance that you're doomed to fail to defend the Black simply because there's too many troops and holding the line that long is impossible. But that's not the case because you're heroic protagonists, and heroic protagonists almost always win in such ridiculously dire situations. Exceptions are so rare that you're still guaranteed to win, effectively.*

The Black: <I will NOT be destroyed! Least of all by these raving fanatics! Wave 4 is coming!>

*And indeed they are-the wave rushes forward, with every unit as described. The Hives take some time to worm their way in, but your AA guns and Helicopters now focus ALL fire onto them, doing astronomical amounts of damage...You don't see any Elder Souls this time, a constant with former waves.*

The Black: <Hang on...No illusions...Why are there no Elder Souls?>

*You hear a tune in the background but can barely discern it.*

Stone Wall.... I choose that... I'm just trying to figure out how to get started tazz is all.

*You can choose your own stats. In this case, Stone Walls are...Well, think Shuckle: They can take hits all day long and not even look worse than a little bruised, but are slow and can barely strike back. High Defense, HP and Resistance(Think Special Defense); Average Skill, Awesomeness and Luck; low Attack, Conductivity(Think Special attack) and Speed. Does this suit you?*

[Sir Sivelos]

This isn't good... They have something up their sleeve! I CAN FEEL IT!!!

*SIVELOS blasts the units, but keeps a mental eye on the indiscernible tune.*

[brandon_g]

*You can choose your own stats. In this case, Stone Walls are...Well, think Shuckle: They can take hits all day long and not even look worse than a little bruised, but are slow and can barely strike back. High Defense, HP and Resistance(Think Special Defense); Average Skill, Awesomeness and Luck; low Attack, Conductivity(Think Special attack) and Speed. Does this suit you?*

yeah sure... let's just do this.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

This isn't good... They have something up their sleeve! I CAN FEEL IT!!!

*SIVELOS blasts the units, but keeps a mental eye on the indiscernible tune.*

*The Tune seems to be...You can't make it out just yet.*

*The lines hold up much better in your favor than before, and the HIVES have taken a decent battering. Of course, if even only for seconds, letting those MECHA-BEES loose is a bad idea, trademark.*

yeah sure... let's just do this.

*Trust me, you're going to be doing this a lot if you're actually successful. I'd get familiar with this process, except picking out what's high and low on your own, because this narrator only cares for if it's not going to break the game in two with its bare teeth.*

*Second off, Elemental affinities. There are loads of elements: Aside from Physical, which no class has weaknesses or resitances to in any case scenario whatsoever, there is also FIRE, WATER, EARTH, AIR, LIGHT, DARK, VOID, ANTI, SPACE, TIME, PSIONIC, STAR and CANDY. Pick an equal amount of likes and dislikes from the capitalized words. How many you pick is not relevant, just that the likes and dislikes are equal in number.*

[brandon_g]

Fire,Space,Air, water,& light and Anti are my likes; Time,psionic,candy,void, star, earth, Dark are my dislikes.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You have six likes but seven dislikes, so 'Star' will be removed from your dislikes, as any resistance or weakness to 'Star' is extremely rare.*

*With the setup you have chosen, you will have a +50% resistance to the elements you chose as likes and a -50% weakness to the elements you chose as dislikes. This means you are more effective at taking hits from any Fire/Smoke/Magma, Spatial/Gravity, Electricity/Wind, Ice/Water/Vapor, Light/Lasers, or any Anti-anything. Conversely, you will take more damage from Temporal, Mental/telekinetic, Sugary/sweet, voidial, Rock/Earth/Ground/Sand, or Shadow/Corruption based attacks. Is this OK? You can change the exact number of the weakness/resistance ratio higher and lower to alter the effects-higher numbers mean stronger effects, so stronger resistances or stronger weaknesses. Given your choice of stats, it would be better for your survival to reduce the numbers if you want to change that.*

[brandon_g]

ok

[Ganyu]

*throws Brandon into the fray*

*destroys a Hive with Dark Void*

[MagmaGrunt_1991]

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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

ok

*You're taking an awfully passive approach to this. I'm just kind of walking you through a process, but I'm not sure you're even interested in this, and it's perfectly fine to go against the grain and just post.*

*If you really ARE interested, the third step is to pick a set of abilities. You may want to incorporate your previous choices into the deisgn, but honestly, I'd just ignore those for now and think of something irrefutably awesome, as that's more important than making it make sense in any way whatsoever.*

*throws Brandon into the fray*

*destroys a Hive with Dark Void*

*As of right now Brandon is even less existent than Tazz. That's impossible.*

*I will assume this Dark Void is different from the Pokemon Move. However, you're NOT that strong on your own. You chose the classes best suited for support, support classes aren't known for offensive power. This is negatable, however, as you luckily manage a BRUTAL AFFRONT to do heavy damage, enough that the ANTI-AIR and HELICOPTERS finish it off no-trouble. That's two left!*

*The tune gets louder. You all think that this is DEFINITELY a tune from a movie, but you don't remember the movie itself...It's still too quiet to discern.*

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*You succeed in getting in before the thread ends.*