The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS Temporal Marathons himself up to a proper speed. He uses a COPY ESSENCE DELUXE: CRASH! Channeling the power of the ultimate Kirby weapon, a MASSIVE explosion sweeps the entire room, dealing high damage to WONKA. The AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM and the CANDYMEN are obviously unaffected, but are momentarily stunned.*

Galligath: Did I just die in my Undead Form? That's not supposed to happen!!!

*PSYCHOPATH Wonka isn't having a good day right now. SERIOUS damage! You're probably going to break an Existence-wide record if you keep that up!*

*Not 'die,' but...You remember what happens when you get hit with a lot of WATER MAGIC (which is interchangable with ICE MAGIC) in that form? Yeah, that's what happened. Really, it's more of a simplified, streamlined way to say you died and were forced to formswap. It's honestly quite interesting.*

Time to use that prism then.

*activates PRISM: OMEGA CIRCUIT; the prism creates a rune on one face, and similar runes appear around PSYCHOPATH WONKA, subsequently discharging purple high-voltage electricity.*

*casts Hex Rune: Abysmal Trap! A wall of black light envelopes PSYCHOPATH WONKA, rendering him paralyzed as long as the prism's electricity is running (which will end in about seven seconds)*

*YOU use the PRISM! PSYCHOPATH WONKA is now having a REALLY bad day!*

*SIVELOS can no longer use the CRASH ability for the remainder of the wave.*

Darn.

*SIVELOS barely dodges another swat.*

*This happens. This Narrator wonders what productive thing was done, other than mentioning Crash can't be used for more than once a wave.*

*casts Blood Transfusion onto Sivelos, sacrificing HP to recover that last quarter of his HP. Sivelos is now at full HP.*

*As it turns out, you have less HP than SIVELOS, so you're now down to 1/6th when it should have been 1/8th had you been equals in HP. Yes, there IS an unstable equilibrium with that trick in your favor, but only because it IS self-sacrifice for the greater good, so HEROIC POWERS assisted that heal.*

[Ganyu]

Drawbacks with dark arcana healing is to be expected but this... This is a bonus duck!

*madly chants a Soul-Bond Shade onto Sivelos and Phyto-Hydra. An aura of black magic shields Sivelos, transferring half of the damage he takes to the Phyto-Hydra.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Quack. *SIVELOS casts a boatload of evasion buffs before madly swiping with the ULTRA SWORD, racking up massive amounts of damage! The ULTRA SWORDS' appearance keep changing with every swipe, but their power is no less dangerous. It keeps changing between Galaxia, a Training Sword, a Fan, and… a Fish? Regardless, WONKA isn't having a good time.*

((Also, I forgot to mention… In Undead Form, most castites lose their invulnerabilities in exchange for being unkillable. Galligath was basically taking a boat load of damage, and would have died LONG ago if not for being unkillable in Undead form. However, now that he's in normal form again, he once again possess a weakness to Water damage. Also, this weakness is VERY strict. He can ONLY be damaged by water magic and can ONLY be finished off by ice damage.))

[Ganyu]

*Phyto-Hydra is boosted by a PHYTOBURST, gaining an increase in attacking speed; the five heads unleash their AEON WAVE OF NATURE; a great wave of energy sweeps through PSYCHOPATH WONKA and anything else in its path, sprouting large trees and vines that deal Grass damage to any who touch them. The attack leaves the PHYTO-HYDRA as slow as a snail.*

*casts Reaper's Acuity on Sivelos; all ranged attacks are 100% accurately homing!*

[brandon_g]

The Destroyer attacks Psychopath Wonka with Fire storm once more.

*by the way I change my nick name to invincible... seems to fit a brick wall.

[Sir Sivelos]

Just keep kiting him, Brandon!

*SIVELOS begins attacking from afar using ranged attacks to avoid being swatted.*

((By the way, as a small warning: Having high defenses does NOT mean you're invincible. Just saying. .3.))

[Ganyu]

*casts Light Shade on Brandon; weight is reduced by two thirds, and movement speed increased by 20%!*

*casts Hex Rune: Suicidal Vertigo; mind magic at the darkest level, attempting to overwhelm PSYCHOPATH WONKA with suicidal thoughts such as the futility of lacking his Oompa-Loompas, or cooperating with Hard Light constructs and thinking how Image is probably setting him up for failure.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Speaking of OOMPA-LOOMPAs, GALLIGATH is still kiting the OOMPA-LOOMPAs, A.O.TRICKSTERDOM, and the CANDYMEN. MR. ICE and the END KING are damaging them while GALLIGATH keeps the aggro on him. His invulnerability to most damage is coming in handy. Despite their attacks, however, MR. ICE and the END KING have only taken down two of the enemy forces.*

*SIVELOS keeps blasting WONKA from afar.*

[Ganyu]

*casts Death-glow; Sivelos' next attack will emanate the glowing aura of a lovely crit!; cackles*

*disappears to regenerate mana*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses SWORDTECH: VARIABLE SLASH, level 9999! Configuring various settings of the ULTRA SWORD, SIVELOS transforms the ULTRA SWORD into a weapon of pure death, making its settings (such as size, crit chance, etc.) into the best possible settings. He then performs a deudly combo on WONKA; i.e., the very combo used to finish off Magolor. After the combo, the sword returns to its default settings.*