The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Drawbacks with dark arcana healing is to be expected but this... This is a bonus duck!

*madly chants a Soul-Bond Shade onto Sivelos and Phyto-Hydra. An aura of black magic shields Sivelos, transferring half of the damage he takes to the Phyto-Hydra.*

*It's no bonus duck. Bonus ducks would probably be poewrful enough to kill a whole wave. In any case, of course it isn't a 1:1 ratio, otherwise that would be useless compared to normal healing!*

*You do that. The PHOTO-HYDRA will now do some tanking for SIVELOS.*

Quack. *SIVELOS casts a boatload of evasion buffs before madly swiping with the ULTRA SWORD, racking up massive amounts of damage! The ULTRA SWORDS' appearance keep changing with every swipe, but their power is no less dangerous. It keeps changing between Galaxia, a Training Sword, a Fan, and… a Fish? Regardless, WONKA isn't having a good time.*

((Also, I forgot to mention… In Undead Form, most castites lose their invulnerabilities in exchange for being unkillable. Galligath was basically taking a boat load of damage, and would have died LONG ago if not for being unkillable in Undead form. However, now that he's in normal form again, he once again possess a weakness to Water damage. Also, this weakness is VERY strict. He can ONLY be damaged by water magic and can ONLY be finished off by ice damage.))

*WONKA is absolutely infuriated! He's down to half health-which is time for the final reason he qualifies as THAT ONE BOSS.*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: THAT'S IT!!! *He proceeds to shove several SPIRAL SUCKERS down his throat, and a multicolored light envelops him, dispelling the paralysis! An explosion occurs!*

*When you are able to see him again, you realize he's undergone a radical trasnformation into PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA!!!*

PSYCHOTRICKSTER Wonka: THIS is sooooooo much better, I don't know why I didn't do this before, hehehe! Time to solve ALL THE PROBLEMS!!

*In this state, aside from the obvious stat boosts, he is now invulnerable to status effects. Here we go!*

*I am aware of what Galligath is as a boss. However, Water and Ice magic are literally interchangeable as far as I'm concerned, as they're both the solid and liquid states of the same compound, so there IS that to consider. Also, death and stasis mode are effectively interchangable and will carry the same penalties unless GALLIGATH intentionally went into stasis mode.*

*Phyto-Hydra is boosted by a PHYTOBURST, gaining an increase in attacking speed; the five heads unleash their AEON WAVE OF NATURE; a great wave of energy sweeps through PSYCHOPATH WONKA and anything else in its path, sprouting large trees and vines that deal Grass damage to any who touch them. The attack leaves the PHYTO-HYDRA as slow as a snail.*

*casts Reaper's Acuity on Sivelos; all ranged attacks are 100% accurately homing!*

*PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA is STILL having a bad day! Those annoying plants keep getting in the way and hurting him, pinning him down! However, the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM touches the PLANTS, causing them to turn into TRICKSTER-FRIENDLY variants that will harm YOU if you touch them!*

The Destroyer attacks Psychopath Wonka with Fire storm once more.

*by the way I change my nick name to invincible... seems to fit a brick wall.

*You can't change Class names, and nor is it a nickname! And Invincible is a class that requires you to have FAR more classes. It's the epitome of the STONE WALL archetype, being as slow as a snail and barely capable of dealing damage at all, but effectively being unable to die as a tradeoff. INVINCIBLES also have high resistances to, well, everything.*

*PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA uses his UMBRELLA and slaps it back at you! You take the damage instead! It's not much to you, but now PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA is ready for that move! Perhaps something else, IE Blaze of Glory, Flamethrower, Ice Shard, the other abilities associated with Firebending/Waterbending/Superstrength? Of course, this isn't to imply that PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA still isn't focused away from you. He's quickly closing the gap at this stage! Prepare for pain!*

Just keep kiting him, Brandon!

*SIVELOS begins attacking from afar using ranged attacks to avoid being swatted.*

((By the way, as a small warning: Having high defenses does NOT mean you're invincible. Just saying. .3.))

*You do that, but PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA starts firing bolts of MULTICOLORED PAIN at you instead! Hoo boy! the Reaper's Aim buff ECRIVAIN gave you makes aming irrelevant, though, allowing you to completely focus on just dodging.*

*casts Light Shade on Brandon; weight is reduced by two thirds, and movement speed increased by 20%!*

*casts Hex Rune: Suicidal Vertigo; mind magic at the darkest level, attempting to overwhelm PSYCHOPATH WONKA with suicidal thoughts such as the futility of lacking his Oompa-Loompas, or cooperating with Hard Light constructs and thinking how Image is probably setting him up for failure.*

*BRANDON is now faster! Not faster than PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA, but he'll have some more time to kite him into an area of your choosing before he's brutally mauled by the overwhelming power of PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA!*

*PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA is too TRICKSTER to even feel remotely down at this stage! He counters with almost overhwhelmingly positive thoughts into your mind, mostly about CANDY, RAINBOWS, SMILES, ect., with the occasional BLOODY MURDER.*

*Speaking of OOMPA-LOOMPAs, GALLIGATH is still kiting the OOMPA-LOOMPAs, A.O.TRICKSTERDOM, and the CANDYMEN. MR. ICE and the END KING are damaging them while GALLIGATH keeps the aggro on him. His invulnerability to most damage is coming in handy. Despite their attacks, however, MR. ICE and the END KING have only taken down two of the enemy forces.*

*SIVELOS keeps blasting WONKA from afar.*

*The TRICKSTERS are starting to catch on, and are now using double-typed WATER/CANDY damage to deal with GALLIGATH. However, you are seriously taking pressure off of those unfortuante few battling PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA.*

*PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA is now on 1/3RD HP!!*

*casts Death-glow; Sivelos' next attack will emanate the glowing aura of a lovely crit!; cackles*

*disappears to regenerate mana*

*CRIT INCOMING!*

*You vanish to regen your ENERGY pool. Hardly a problem.*

*SIVELOS uses SWORDTECH: VARIABLE SLASH, level 9999! Configuring various settings of the ULTRA SWORD, SIVELOS transforms the ULTRA SWORD into a weapon of pure death, making its settings (such as size, crit chance, etc.) into the best possible settings. He then performs a deudly combo on WONKA; i.e., the very combo used to finish off Magolor. After the combo, the sword returns to its default settings.*

*CRITICAL HIT! WONKA's down to 1/5th HP! However, it is at this stage that the ULTRA SWORD is showing signs of not wanting to be in your hands right now! It's going to vanish soon!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh darn, I forgot this thing runs off a limited energy pool… *SIVELOS uses TECH: MACH TORNADO, level 9999! Using the remainder of energy that the ULTRA SWORDs have, SIVELOS creates a swirling whirlwind of pure pain, before sending it at WONKA. The effort of generating the Mach Tornado uses up the last of the energy the ULTRA SWORDS have. They vanish in a flash of light. SIVELOS now has 0 out of 5 uses of SUPER ABILITIES for the remainder of the wave. Keep in mind that the SIVELOS CLONES, despite their short lives, still used the SUPER ABILITIES.*

Ay ay ay… *SIVELOS retreats to gather more energy. MR. ICE and the END KING wail on WONKA, to take out any HP he has left. GALLIGATH is still forcing the AGGRO of the OOMPA-LOOMPAs, TRICKSTERDOM, and ARCHERS onto himself.*

[brandon_g]

*The destroyer uses his water bending skills to slam a tsunami into Psychopath. *

[Sir Sivelos]

((As far as I know, there's no water around… Aren't we on a chunk of planet in the middle of the Space Boonies?))

*SIVELOS is helping MR. ICE and the END KING wail on WONKA.*

*GALLIGATH has been finished once more! He reverts into stasis mode.*

((Also, the only way Galligath can go into stasis mode is to… well, die. If he somehow dies in undead mode, I guess he just respawns as normal.))

[brandon_g]

*there has to be water somewhere.... whether its large quantities or not... I just call them together. And even if theres not I will my magic powers to make some a appear.. and then water bend!

[Sir Sivelos]

((Let me reiterate: We're in space, in a giant ruin complex. But whatever, let's just assume you created it through magic.))

*SIVELOS uses TECH: CHAINS OF JUPITER, level 9999! While it doesn't paralyze PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA, it deals large amounts of electric damage!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh darn, I forgot this thing runs off a limited energy pool… *SIVELOS uses TECH: MACH TORNADO, level 9999! Using the remainder of energy that the ULTRA SWORDs have, SIVELOS creates a swirling whirlwind of pure pain, before sending it at WONKA. The effort of generating the Mach Tornado uses up the last of the energy the ULTRA SWORDS have. They vanish in a flash of light. SIVELOS now has 0 out of 5 uses of SUPER ABILITIES for the remainder of the wave. Keep in mind that the SIVELOS CLONES, despite their short lives, still used the SUPER ABILITIES.*

Ay ay ay… *SIVELOS retreats to gather more energy. MR. ICE and the END KING wail on WONKA, to take out any HP he has left. GALLIGATH is still forcing the AGGRO of the OOMPA-LOOMPAs, TRICKSTERDOM, and ARCHERS onto himself.*

*You deal huge damage to PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA an retreat to get some energy back while MR. ICE and the END KING pick up your slack. it's not fast work.*

*You might actually beat a world-record, as not even ONE OOMPA-LOOMPA or TRICKSTER has spawned yet!*

*The destroyer uses his water bending skills to slam a tsunami into Psychopath. *

*WHAM! PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA didn't see that one coming! You are absolutely incapable of dealing damage to him he' so strong compared to you, but that was enough to get him MORE infuriated! However, being completely soaked, he TRIPS UP before he can damage you! NOW IS THE TIME!*

((As far as I know, there's no water around… Aren't we on a chunk of planet in the middle of the Space Boonies?))

*SIVELOS is helping MR. ICE and the END KING wail on WONKA.*

*GALLIGATH has been finished once more! He reverts into stasis mode.*

((Also, the only way Galligath can go into stasis mode is to… well, die. If he somehow dies in undead mode, I guess he just respawns as normal.))

*TAZZ/JUSTICE is THAT crazy-prepared, and has several caches of elemental substance just in case he needs it. In any case, he CAN generate it on his own. It would be a LAME power if it was that situational.*

*The trio that is SIVELOS, MR. ICE and THE END KING slay PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA in what is officially record time!*

PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

*He L00TSPLODES, leaving behind his legendary UMBRELLA, among other rare L00T! The CANDYMEN, though still possesing large buffs from the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM, are now much weaker than they were before, as is the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM, though the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM is still too strong to harm! You're going to have to slaughter the CANDYMEN.*

*ECRIVAIN and GALLIGATH, due to their previous shenanigans, nab a nifty CLASS-UP! BRANDON, a new guy who just seriously helped you finish off a RAID BOSS, takes SIX CLASS UPS!*

*there has to be water somewhere.... whether its large quantities or not... I just call them together. And even if theres not I will my magic powers to make some a appear.. and then water bend!

*You can just generate it yourself, logic be darned. You have a theoretically infinite quality, dictated only by your ENERGY levels, but you haven't been digging TOO deeply into the pool to worry about that either way. Same goes for fire, by the way. OH, yes, you've classed up. Would you like to attempt to make another Class (or classes), or should I just randomly give you one? I will assume you keep to STONE WALL-style classes statwise, or classes that would help such a build.*

((Let me reiterate: We're in space, in a giant ruin complex. But whatever, let's just assume you created it through magic.))

*SIVELOS uses TECH: CHAINS OF JUPITER, level 9999! While it doesn't paralyze PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA, it deals large amounts of electric damage!*

*CHAINS OF JUPITER will instead kill of some CANDYMEN, as PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA is dead!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Galligath: Ah… Perfect. *GALLIGATH will decide his next class once the wave is over.*

*SIVELOS uses tech: BOLT STRIKE, level 9999!!! SIVELOS channels the full power of Zekrom into his already lightning infused blade, before performing a wide slash that annihilates a lot of CANDYMEN.*

*The END KING and MR. ICE are tearing up CANDYMEN.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Galligath: Ah… Perfect. *GALLIGATH will decide his next class once the wave is over.*

*SIVELOS uses tech: BOLT STRIKE, level 9999!!! SIVELOS channels the full power of Zekrom into his already lightning infused blade, before performing a wide slash that annihilates a lot of CANDYMEN.*

*The END KING and MR. ICE are tearing up CANDYMEN.*

*With WONKA dead, and his anti-candy abilities lifted (as well as the overly-thick candy aura) DIMENTIO is free to put up ANTI-CANDY defenses within the local DIMENSIONAL FRABRIC, rendering CANDY-BASED ATTACKS a moot point. the CANDYMEN try to attack back...But to no avail! All of their attacks require the CANDY element, rendering them unable to strike back! The AVATAR OF TRICKSTER wastes its attack on a CANDY attack, which naturally vanishes into thin air. It gives a maniac's grin to DIMENTIO, something more violent than the overly-cheery face shows.*

Dimentio: Not my fault you're so obsessed with sweets.

*OMINOUS uses LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE! More CANDYMEN kick the bucket.*

*JUSTICE uses UNIQUETECH: WRIT OF WRATH! A symbol of WRATH appears behind DARK WRIT JUSTCIE, and he points at a group of CANDYMEN. Suddenly, the WRATH symbol is forcibly etched onto their stomachs, as well as a load of other cuts! They all die of the many, many lacerations they just decided to get! If they didn't, they'd turn berzerk and start killing their allies, though, thanks to one of JUSTICE'S abilities!*

*STORM uses HURRICANE BLADE! A huge swath of wind and water surges forth, taking several CANDYMEN with it!*

*CARCINO uses LV. 9999 CANNED MACE! He takes out a can, which a horde of massive maces rush out of, dealing huge damage to loads of CANDYMEN.*

*VELVETINE uses LV. 9999 SPACIAL REND! Massive gashes appear in Space-time, slaying several CANDYMEN.*

*JEREMY uses LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE! This has already been described.*

*REBECCA is kiting the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM away from the DPS people!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 CHAINS OF JUPITER! Many Candymen meet a shocking demise.*

*GALLIGATH uses a level 9999 ERUPTION! Using his hammer, he launches many flaming rocks into the air, causing death to rain from the skies onto the Candymen within its range, which all fall from the attack.*

*MR. ICE uses a level 9999 GLACIATE. A chilled air sweeps across the room; All surviving Candymen now move much slower due to being partially frozen.*

*The END KING uses a level 9999 CHRONOSTORM! Dilating and distorting time to ludicrous levels, the Candymen are forced beyond a point where their cells cannot support themselves anymore. Heavy time-based damage! Many Candymen fall.*