The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 CHAINS OF JUPITER! Many Candymen meet a shocking demise.*

*GALLIGATH uses a level 9999 ERUPTION! Using his hammer, he launches many flaming rocks into the air, causing death to rain from the skies onto the Candymen within its range, which all fall from the attack.*

*MR. ICE uses a level 9999 GLACIATE. A chilled air sweeps across the room; All surviving Candymen now move much slower due to being partially frozen.*

*The END KING uses a level 9999 CHRONOSTORM! Dilating and distorting time to ludicrous levels, the Candymen are forced beyond a point where their cells cannot support themselves anymore. Heavy time-based damage! Many Candymen fall.*

*The CANDYMEN are suffering from some really severe issues from being thrown out of the Staying Alive club, now aren't they?*

*PHYTO-HYDRA cleans everything with a Sludge Wave.*

*Cleanup on Isle 5! The CANDYMEN are almost totally dead!*

*The action continues as more and more CANDYMEN fall.*

*It's literally down to one CANDYMAN at this point.*

Down with diabetes!

*MACHOKARP approves enough to give you a permanent boost to your OFFENSIVE STATS and AWESOMENESS from across SUPERDIMENSIONS. SUCH IS HIS TESTOSTERONE THAT IT BREAKS PHYSICS!!*

Indeed. *SIVELOS keeps attacking*

*And at this point, the poor CANDYMEN have all been slain. The AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM is still standing, though, giggling madly and swirling with powers both IMPOSSIBLY UNFATHOMABLE for even the most eldritch and impossible to comprehend being alive, and EXTREMELY SACCHARINE to give anyone so much DIABETES they are then simultaneously turned into an AVATAR OF DIABETES and then cured of it through SHEER CANDY FORCES. Not suggesting that ridiculous binge eating on candy cures DIABETES. That will likely just kill you.*