The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[brandon_g]

Please Randomize my class- And I need to post here more often LOL. The ladies been keeping occuiped in Gender count!

[Wander]

THE GIRLS ARE TAKING OVER THE GENDER RACE

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

//rushes over to the gender race

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You are now a CANDYMAN, rejoice. You now boast a ridiculous resistance to the CANDY element, several CANDY-related attacks, some buffs, and the ability to wield UMBRELLAS. Oh, you've classed up, like, five or six times at this point, giving you loads of abilities and huge boosts to stats, but you only need to worry about the class you're currently are at.*

*MACHOKARP is majority (player) vote!*

*The 30-foot tall MAGIKARP that is the PINNACLE OF MANLINESS has been summoned, THE ONE AND ONLY...MACHOKAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!*

MACHOKARP: I AM HERE TO-WAIT, DO I HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH THOSE JERKS NOW?!

*YES! They paid you perfectly good money. Besides, it's either them or absolute multi-dimensional amageddon.*

MACHOKARP: OK THEN.

The Black: <Harden the defenses! The fifth wave approaches!>

*The holes to the rings are gone, but your paint hasn't been removed yet, making figuring out where or how they're supposed to unlock the door a challenge until they remove it.*

Tazz: For an Impossible-Difficulty Raid, we're actually doing quite well!

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare: Hi, Machokarp. It's been too long.

Yep yep, right right. Anyway... *SIVELOS steels himself for battle!*

[brandon_g]

Lol.. ik they are taking gender race over- and thanks tazz!

[Sir Sivelos]

Cool. .3.

[Ganyu]

*grafts several buffs to the team; +2 physical attack and defense, and 50% evasion and accuracy boosts for all!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Yep yep, merci. *SIVELOS keeps himself ready.*

*LC re-does all of the defenses. He also reheals your AEGISES, which are now back to 100%!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your CUEBALLS detect RONIN, more ARCHERS, and some odd, spherical tanks they designated 'NEOTANKS.' They're like spheres taped to sticks on wheels, but their firepower is above that of a standard tank.*

*Are you ready?!*

[Ganyu]

*summons a Water Elemental Spirit*

Yup.