*You are now a CANDYMAN, rejoice. You now boast a ridiculous resistance to the CANDY element, several CANDY-related attacks, some buffs, and the ability to wield UMBRELLAS. Oh, you've classed up, like, five or six times at this point, giving you loads of abilities and huge boosts to stats, but you only need to worry about the class you're currently are at.*

*MACHOKARP is majority (player) vote!*

*The 30-foot tall MAGIKARP that is the PINNACLE OF MANLINESS has been summoned, THE ONE AND ONLY...MACHOKAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!*

MACHOKARP: I AM HERE TO-WAIT, DO I HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH THOSE JERKS NOW?!

*YES! They paid you perfectly good money. Besides, it's either them or absolute multi-dimensional amageddon.*

MACHOKARP: OK THEN.

The Black: <Harden the defenses! The fifth wave approaches!>

*The holes to the rings are gone, but your paint hasn't been removed yet, making figuring out where or how they're supposed to unlock the door a challenge until they remove it.*

Tazz: For an Impossible-Difficulty Raid, we're actually doing quite well!