The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

There aren't any enemy Elder Souls, Brandon. Attack Revenahnk!

[Silverclaw]

Wazzzzzzzzzz up

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Of course they could go through.

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg towards the Wraiths*

*Those WRATIHS are having a bad day.*

*The remaining WRAITHS hiss at you before retreating to the back lines.*

Wow, DC got ****ed. UP.

Light Chaos: Seems he finally got his place...

NOW, LET'S GO! *SIVELOS uses level 9999 APOCALYPSE, NOW! The RaGNaK better have some umbrellas, because it looks like there's going to be a storm of A-Bombs raining from the high heavens of the ceiling. The A-Bombs fall, striking any poor sucker who happened to be in the range of the devastating explosion. SIVELOS takes a bit of recoil.*

*LIGHT CHAOS redoes all of the barriers DC broke with his WINDS OF DECONSTRUCTION. He seems a bit off put by DC's use of that attack.*

*The END KING seems a bit surprised by KRATHLOS's undoing of his attack and retreats to the back lines to formulate a plan.*

*Meanwhile, MR. ICE and GALLIGATH are pelting any foes they see with rapidly firing level 9999 INFERNO CANNONs and level 9999 FIRE BLASTs respectively. The amount of ammo MR. ICE has to work with gives his INFERNO CANNONs a x10 boost!*

*DARK META KNIGHT simply decides to use his Shadow Galaxia's trademark ability; the GALACTIC SWORDBEAM, level 9999! DARK META KNIGHT swings his blade at supersonic speeds, sending a wave of energy cutting through the RaGNaK.*

*DARK MIND uses level 9999 IMMEDIATE EVENT HORIZON! Ten, nine, eight, skip a few, three two one. A bomb that DARK MIND had dropped explodes violently, dealing INFINITY+1 damage to everything within its radius, which is quite large.*

*NIGHTMARE uses level 9999 MIND BLENDER! All RaGNaK units within its range, which is admittedly small, dies instantly due to their mental functions being shut down.*

*This happens. Things die. Hooray for you!*

*unlocks a cache of Meteor Storms right onto Revenankh's location*

*WHAM! REVENANKH dodges but his troops take bad damage.*

*LC begins violently blasting REVENAHNK with level 9999 AIR SLASHes. Due to being a GHOST / FIGHTING type, it is SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!*

Fwahahahahahaha! *SIVELOS uses level 9999 WHIRLING BLADE! SIVELOS fires a hologram of a sword… which is surrounded by a real tornado. REVENAHNK unfortunately cannot escape, as WHIRLING BLADE has a sure-hit accuracy.*

*REVENANKH manages to do some dodging of the AIR SLASHES and protects against the WIHRLING blade, but otherwise takes huge damage, shortening his 1st HP bar down to 5/6ths. What, did you think I forgot there were 5 HP bars?*

*Candyman attacks Elder Souls using Fire Storm!!

*It's not like you have THOUSANDS of other techniques to choose from at this point! There are no enemy ELDER SOULS, so you fail!*

There aren't any enemy Elder Souls, Brandon. Attack Revenahnk!

*Do what he just said, BRANDON!*

Wazzzzzzzzzz up

*GRAYSTRIPE hits the scene and dies...INSTANTLY. Forgetting you are in a highly dangerous warzone is bad for your health.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Take that to heart, kids.

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 AERIAL ACE on REVENANHK! SIVELOS is attacking viciously and without remorse.*

*NIGHTMARE has turned to focus on REVENAHNK; his PSYCHIC attacks will come in handy against a GHOST / FIGHTING type. He uses level 9999 PSYCHO BOOST on REVENAHNK! He promptly rebuffs himself back to normal.*

*DARK MIND and DARK META KNIGHT are using their mirror-based abilities on the RaGNaK; DARK MIND is creating Mirror-versions of the RaGNaK troops (conditioned to assist you), who go in to fight their counterparts. DARK META KNIGHT is leading the newly created troops into battle, with giant copies of SHADOW GALAXIA exploding out of the ground, impaling any unfortunate RaGNaK troop to get in its range.*

*LIGHT CHAOS has begun sniping REVENAHNK with ARROWS OF LIGHT, level 9999.*

*The END KING, with a mastery over time, is around equal footing with KRATHLOS when it comes to time. He draws his CREDITSWORD and begins chopping and hacking at KRATHLOS.*

*MR. ICE is assisting the END KING, freezing KRATHLOS in place is level 9999 NITROGEN WAVE, spilling massive tidal waves of LIQUID NITROGEN onto KRATHLOS from all sides.*

*GALLIGATH is flying over head, dropping level 9999 ESSENCE OF GUNPOWDER (bombs that inflict burns) onto the RaGNaK.*

[Silverclaw]

I get so lost in here

Greystripe fell in the ground

[Sir Sivelos]

Many people do, friend.

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*The above actions persist. GALLIGATH keeps bombing, SIVELOS keeps confounding Revenahnk with speed, DARK MIND and DMK keep doing their thing, etc.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

Pepero Sticks!

/nonsequitur

[Sir Sivelos]

That sounds like a form of snack.

[Voltaire Magneton]

They are a kind of snack.

Kinda like Pocky.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ooooh. Sounds delicious. I'm guessing it has pepper mint or something…?