The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Magma Gargoyle is controlled… Only for every surrounding Magma Gargoyle to tackle it to the floor, in which the spell is dispersed. These guys are crazy prepared. You're surprised they aren't trained to fight, with all this potential.*

[Ganyu]

*puts one in an Ice Cage*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Ice Cage is vaporized almost instantly upon creation. Have you forgotten this place exists on the surface of a STAR??*

Forge: I'm going to have to ask you to stop that NOW, Phantom Lord. Causing trouble in my turf is not appreciated.

Anyway, you next. *For APOPH, FORGE makes a mythic flail: PLANET ON A STICK! It literally appears as a stick with a ball - nearly identical to a planet - attached by a ghostly chain. The spikes on the flail look like mountains, and the stick has a leather grip. It's very powerful and quite rare.*

Apoph: Lovely...

Forge: Your turn, Phantom Lord. Anything you want… Tell me, and I'll make it for you.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The finished orb immediately activates-it's filled with MEMORIES, some kind of journal. However, the damaged state it was in means that only one memory remains, and only an audio of it.*

Lightning Lord: Baal's armies are approaching at an incredibly fast rate...I did not expect the Castites to fall that fast to Baal's army, no matter how poorly the war went beforehand. My liege was right, only the seven days of silence kept them at bay, only courtesy...The instant they were provoked, they moved in, but it was already checkmate. I have slain and buried Kami Lord as per his instructions...I won't get why he wanted me to do that, though, but my master's foresight is immense. He must have a reason. I was also told to slay Lava Lord with the Soulcracker Grenade to make sure he did not fall into the hands of the RaGNaK...My master did not exactly specify as to what the RaGNaK are beyond people that Lava Lord might be interested in joining, but I share his foresight that he would rampage across the stars should he be let to do so. Unfortunately, it appears that Lava Lord has fled the instant he was slain...Now, the rest of the lords must-

*The sound of a sword penetrating flesh is heard.*

Lightning Lord: Hrrguh!

Cartographer: Unfortunately, Baal has orders for you...Annihilate everyone. Every last one. No offense, but we're not going to be, eh, kicked off the throne again...But before you go...Perhaps you could tell me where, exactly, you buried-

Lightning Lord: NEVER!

*The thing cuts to static-either the CARTOGRAPHER got offended or LIGHTNING LORD committed suicide. However, this means that KAMI LORD has a corpse, unlike the rest of BAAL's victims...It might be possible to restore him. IF you find the corpse.*

Tazz: Well that was rather grim...

*SIVELOS gets a new PM from BAAL, in a complete coincidence, titled 'You might need this.'*

[Sir Sivelos]

Forge: So Kami Lord is dead… This is troubling. *FORGE gestures to APOPH.*

Kami Lord is a physical god, in every meaning of the term… He's the closest anything from my mythos will come to being a 'God…' Hm. I should take this. How he got my address, I don't know. *SIVELOS checks the PM.*

[Ganyu]

I'd love to have that thing. You know that. Jirachi-Tazz called it Eternity's Journal. Very unconventional, yes. It's such a simple feat for you, no? You are an Ultimate Blacksmith, yes?

Also I'd like to have one of those *glances at the gargoyles*. They've such an odd mechanism, albeit a relatively tepid one.

[Sir Sivelos]

Forge: The Gargoyles themselves aren't that complex… They just work well in groups. Besides, I said one thing for each of you. You'd best hope your comrades ask for the schematic. *FORGE makes the ETERNITY'S JOURNAL with little trouble.*

Forge: Now stop messing with my Magma Gargoyles.

Now… you, with the bow. *FORGE is clearly talking to BAHAMUT.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Bahamut:...Uhh...Come back to me later, I don't have an idea...

*TAZZ uses SPECTRAL CHAINS to chain ECRIVAIN to TAZZ, forcing him to stay put.*

Tazz: Ecrivain is a very free-spirited being, no pun intended...

[Sir Sivelos]

Forge: *shrugs* Fine then. I have all day…

Let's see… Yes, you there. *FORGE points to OMINOUS.* I can see you're mechanical. I can upgrade you, if you want.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ominous:...Sure, why not? Let's do that.

*Everyone came over in this case, including all the ELDER SOULS except NATALIE, who's busy making her own place of residence on the island. However, Tazz brought a crossbow schematic for TIME AND ZEN, a crossbow, with her name on it. We're going to be here a while.*

*You open the PM. Inside is nothing except a SCHEMATIC for the CARTOGRAPHER, who can change the very nature of geography and make areas wherein allies are boosted in a variety of ways (and enemies weakened in a similar variety of ways) for as long as they live, in addition to having powerful EARTH MAGIC. Huh.*