The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

Forge: Er... I may have something that could suit you. *FORGE opens a glass case and hands it to GEAR. It is the END OF THE WORLD, a mighty shotgun that has more than enough firepower to annihilate entire armies with a single blast, and a large, expansive magazine to boot. However, it takes a longer time than usual to reload, but the firepower and range of the thing is more than enough to compensate.*

Forge: This is a priceless artifact... But I have a feeling you might make good use of it. I apologize I can't help you with your EPOCH project right now. Maybe you can stop by later, and we'll see what we can do.

*FORGE makes the NECROMANCER BELLS, as per WANDER'S request.*

*For PANDORA, FORGE makes the WINDS OF KAZEGAMI, a fan that is decorated with some sort of white horse deity on it. It can summon something called the DIVINE WIND... Which is not holy, but is actually a weather condition. It basically protects the user until it wears off... It reduces all damage to the point where it can't even be considered scratch damage. However, this only affects one person at a time, so make sure to use it wisely.*

*For LILLITH, FORGE makes the IFINIHAMMER, a hammer once belonging to a traveling hero. It has a massive attack power and can smash through anything relatively easily.*

[Wander]

BELLS YES PERFECT THANKS

//wanders off somewhere to concentrate on putting the magic in them

//"wanders" off heh--

[Sir Sivelos]

((I GET IT--))

*For MARKUS, a BOUNCING QUEEN is made. This energy cannon shoots projectiles that can be summed up as thus: A cannon that shoots energy Bouncing Betties. Quite nice.*

*For ACIDIC SEOUL, the SNEAKING SUSPICION is made. This knife is quite overpowered... It has a high chance of dealing critical hits, as well as having a nifty buff you can apply. It makes the wielder completely and utterly undetectable; even if ACIDIC was right next to you, screaming at the top of his lungs, you wouldn't even know he was there. However, keep in mind that this effect is temporary and does not last forever.*

*Finally, for SUITS, the POLARARM was made. It's a polearm with a unique property of controlling gravity. Want to invert gravity for a target? Send 'em flying! Quite nice.*

*I believe that's it.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Markus:...I'm going to have fun with this thing. Sooo much fun, kicking a** and taking names.

Gear:...Dear lord, I was already associated with planet-busting...I guess I can probably manage the recoil of this beast...Better make sure I lead if I want to use this.

Pandora: Oooooooooh...Never thought of myself as a light user much, but heehee, I could get use to this.

Lillith: Hrm...Useful. Very. I can tell I probably won't be risked much, but this ought to convince anyone with less tact to scurry off. Thank you, Forge, your title as Ultimate Blacksmith is well-deserved...Just oen question, why are there multiple Ultimate Blacksmiths? Are they equals-

Tazz: Yes, they are almost perfectly equal, or at least too close in skill to matter...Yes.

Lillith: ...It worries me that Image and that Vaxus fellow can make these kinds of powerful artifacts too...

Suits: So...Is there any cost to your services that you're waiving for this instance, or is this just a special occasion and you're probably not going to make us stuff like this again?

*Before SUITS can be answered, TAZZ feels a tapping on his shoulder.*

Scyez (Senior): I am back, mister Tazzy!

*Scyez Senior has came back...Despite rushing into a void crack and not coming back out. She is with a slightly smaller and normal-colored Lucario that quite clearly shares her mother's disposition. The only real difference is that this Lucario's central spike is broken to a msotly-rounded nub.*

Scyez Junior: heyo, Mister Tazzy, Heyoooooooooooo! My name is...Scyez, MY NAME...Is Scyez, Heyoooo!

*Scyez Junior proceeds to hug Tazz...Really tightly. He's suffocating from it in fact.*

[Wander]

//runs back in the room

I DID THE MAGICS AND NOW THEY WORK AHAHAHAHA--

//accidentally rings the smallest bell

oh its just ranna okay this shouldnt--

*WANDER is cut off as they suddenly freeze up. As in, they're covered in little icicles. Don't worry, they'll be back soon. Their spirit has only been sent into the Second Precinct of Death, it's fine.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*FORGE shrugs.*

Forge: Saving existence is a cost in and of itself. Come back after you're done with that, if you want. But until then, no, my services won't be available. I want to keep out of the whole 'giant lunatic war' business you have going. My apprentices haven't done anything to deserve that.

Forge: And Image… He's responsible for the Dark Aura, a substance that can clone anything. I am responsible for the Ultimate Catalysts, that can bring out the potential of anything. Vaxus, however… I've been hearing bad rumors that he's been experimenting with something… big. Keep on your toes, AntIvOId.

*With that, you are escorted out of FORGE'S WORKSHOP. Back on the ship, SIVELOS gasps at SCYEZ JUNIOR.*

YOU'RE SO CUUUUUTE--

Light Chaos: Tazz is turning blue...

Oh yeah...

[Wander]

*WANDER suddenly shivers, signaling that they're back.*

gaaaahhhh i hate these stupid dumb icicles //shakes them off

so uh being in death

that was pretty fun

except not really because i slipped into those stupid sinkholes of the second precinct and almost rode the river all the way to the ninth gate

ANYWAY THAT WAS CLOSE BUT IM BACK AND NOT DEAD YAY

*WANDER carefully places the bells inside a bandolier, adjusting them so they won't accidentally ring.*

i feel like a true abhorsen

even though im not

//whispers i can dream okay

[Sir Sivelos]

So basically, those bells cause you to waste respawns? Nice. [/SARCASM]

[Wander]

nonono

if you go beyond the ninth gate

youre never ever ever comin back

doesnt matter if you can respawn or not

your spirit is gone

you cant go back to your body in life

bECAUSE YOURE GONE

I KNOW IVE STRESSED THE "YOURE GONE" PART BUT THATS JUST HOW IT IS

YOU ARE GONE

[Ganyu]

What about me?