The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: Odd, Baal's swords haven't vanished...Random Swords like that don't last forever.

Rebecca: Probably just some monument to his victory made out of swords. Commerate the slaughter...Ugh. Its things like these that make you Daemons so despised...

Ominous: The odds are in our favor that Baal isn't around...Though Sivelos does know how to get in contact, but let's avert that for now and head directly to the area.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. This is a bit depressing… But… Let's just move on. *SIVELOS leads you through his Reality, passing by planets that are clearly void of life. SIVELOS seems to be trying to ignore this. APOPH is visibly disturbed, and LC seems to be holding himself back.*

Light Chaos: …I can't believe this… They caused so much collateral damage...

Hm. *You can see a STONE GUARDIAN, who seemed to have survived with little injuries, flying aimlessly around.*

Guardian: ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.

Gr… I need to keep it together. Let's just go. *SIVELOS leads you to a particularly secluded area of space, far from any galaxies or the damage BAAL caused. It's very empty, yet you realize this must be KAMI LORD'S HIDEOUT, as you notice that light is acting peculiarly here.*

This is it. Help me with this, okay? *SIVELOS starts using various anti-illusionary moves, as well as APOPH, LC, DMK, MR. ICE, and NIGHTMARE. Eventually, you manage to get rid of it fully.*

*KAMI LORD'S HIDEOUT is built onto a small island. You see a small expanse of ruins built into the side of a small hill, with a door being plainly visible. You enter the HIDEOUT, only to find a small room with nothing but a bed and a door to a room full of provisions. You eventually come across a MEMORY ORB, similar to the ORB that LIGHTNING LORD's final words were stored in. It seems to be in a decent condition, despite some damage.*

*The ORB activates, playing a message.*

<Kami Lord: To those who find this message… Then I must be dead, slain by Lightning Lord as per my request. My burial sight is rgw Ubduburw Felcwtles. Baal's forces must not come across my corpse, so find me before they do. Locate a Aolej id Wrweblk Kudw, and use it to revive me. You will know how to when the time comes. I leave the rest into your hands.>

*…It seems the ORB is more damaged than you thought. The rest is overridden with static, making it indecipherable.*

Uh… What? "Rgw Ubduburw Felcwtles?" What does that even mean?

Light Chaos: I recall hearing something like that… It's a language of some sorts, long lost in this age. I know my true form knows it fluently, but it eludes me personally…

"Rgw Ubduburw Felcwtles…" It must be able to be translated, somehow. You got any ideas, Tazz? What do you think it says?

[Ganyu]

*expresses myself*

[Wander]

//bets 100 shanix it says poteto

wait

im gonna lose 100 shanix arent i

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm... Nah, I don't think so. It's clearly three words... Potato isn't three words.

Gimme those shanix.

[Ganyu]

*expresses myself*

[Sir Sivelos]

You did that twice.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: Uhh...*Consults records*...Odd, I don't recall this one, but this language is very random...I almost think it's some kind of odd Cipher instead of a language...A cipher...Bluh. I don't like Ciphers. I'm sorry, got nothing.

Ominous: Maybe he laid a hint in the area around us, or maybe he just said gibberish deliberately to keep Baal from finding out where it is? The best kind of symbol is one only people he would trust to revive him would know, and from the sounds of things I think he'd know it wouldn't be Light Chaos...He seems to have immense foresight, in fact. Inspect the environment, Sivel-oh, oh my.

*A small ship cluster draws near, though it is NOT RaGNaK...It's designated with a mark that those familiar with the Legion recognize as it's symbol. It doesn't' appear to be any leader's ship, though, just a few scouts and one actual warship for protection. It looks like you're not the only ones searching.*

Ominous: We've got company.

Tazz: Let's greet 'em well...Hehehe.

Carcino: Ready.

[Sir Sivelos]

*SCOUTS, ARCHERS, GLADIATORS, DRACONICS, and one BLAST BOY flood off the ships, spotting you and drawing their weapons.*

*The BLAST BOY is a large tank, several stories tall, armed with many cannons and weapons on its body for the sole purpose of breaking heads. It also has two bulky arms sticking out of its sides. You spot a strange dome on the top of its armored body… Strange. This mechanical behemoth is undoubtedly the handiwork of VAXUS.*

KILL THEM!!! *SIVELOS uses level 9999 TESLA CHARGE! The ARCHERS take some heavy damage! The GLADIATORS and SCOUTS manage to dodge, while it does't even hit the DRACONICS, who are in the air. The BLAST BOY, meanwhile, took the attack head-on without any damage. You notice it has no pilots, nor visible cockpits… Wait! Upon closer inspection, you notice tiny cameras positioned on the BLAST BOY, covering any blind spots. Don't try to be crafty with it, it'll spot you from a mile away. Perhaps taking out its 'eyes' will make it vulnerable.*

[Ganyu]

I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF.

*emanates a wave of temporal energy that ages anything in its path.*