The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*casts Chrono Code Triple Accel; tripled speed for all*

*The REGIS ability KEEP WITH THE BEAT allows them to take a speed +3 boost as well!*

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 SACRED SWORD on PARTYING REGICE! Due to PARTYING REGICE's lower physical defense and its weakness to FIGHTING-typed moves, it deals high damage!*

*APOPH attacks REGISTEEL with his PLANET ON A STICK!*

*LC provides a buff for you, giving you +2 to your offensive stats.*

*NIGHTMARE uses level 9999 PSYCHIC on REGIROCK.*

*There is no PARTYING REGICE. There is a REGICE that does parties. HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE THE TWO ;ADFKJLJAFKLDKJDFKJ;LFDKJLFADSKJ;LFADKJ;LFKJLKJFAF S*

*The Planet on a stick does above-average damage...For a basic attack against an enemy of such defensive might, which is to say, it barely did jack. A weaker weapon would have done nothing.*

*NIGHTMARE proves to be the only one productive, bashing the REGIROCK to and fro.*

*casts NITROUS: Hydro Hurricane at REGIROCK*

*You have equipped ETERNITY'S JOURNAL insetad as that's far more powerful. The Hydrocane does hideous damage, hitting weaknesses like a mo-fo.*

*SIVELOS continues attacking REGICE with SACRED SWORD.*

*APOPH continues beating REGISTEEL down with his PLANET ON A STICK.*

*LC uses level 9999 ARROW OF LIGHT on REGIROCK!*

*You get your aim straight and immediately start murdering the REGICE with your SACRED SWORD...Except, for some reason, it doesn't do much at all.*

Regice: WUB.WUB.WUB. DO.YOU.THINK.AN.ATTACK.OF.SUCH.NATURE.WOULD.HARM.U S. WUB.WUB.WUB. WELL.LET.ME.BE.THE.FIRST.TO.SAY.THAT.IT.WILL.BE.IN EFFECTIVE. WUB.WUB.WUB.

*Persisting actions.*

*You die due to the curse of generic!*

Bloop bloop. Ain't no party like a Regi party.

*You do nothing!*

I am expressing myself

*How do you do such?!*

*OMINOUS uses LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE, but finds the rocks vanish! REGIROCK intercepted the attack!*

*CARCINO uses LV. 9999 MAULER, and does the most brutally brutal beating in all of history with his mace! REGICE's face has never looked worse!*

*TAZZ uses LV. 9999 AXNADO, which casues him to do a ridiculous spin with his axe! The axe-spin is so ridiculous it makes him ping-pong around the room, slamming into all three REGIS.*

*JEREMY uses LV. 9999 GIBBERISH GAUNTLET! He spouts implausible boxing gibberish, which then turns into immensely powerful boxing gloves that he then uses to punch the living daylights out of REGICE!*

*REBECCA uses LV. 9999 TAUNTDOKEN! She performs the Hadoken Taunt right in front of REGICE, which does incredible damage to it! In fact, it defeats it!*

REGICE: WUB...Wub...wub...

*REGISTEEL uses LV. 9999 FLASH CANNON! Suddenly, 9999 Cannons appear from REGICE's body, each firing a flashy beam of pure METAL at you all! This stuns you and will cause attacks to maybe go...Arwy.*

*REGIROCK uses UNIQUETECH: STONE CALIBUR! Doubly suddenly, blades of all varieties, all made out of stone, jettison from the ground and float around REGIROCK! They reek of another kind of power, though-a wholly alien power to 99% of you! Regirock jabs it into NIGHTMARE's usually-invulnerable FACE...And it REALLY [REDACTED] HURTS!!! It appears to be some type of irresistable energy! The attack itself is fully powerful enough to penetrate NIGHTMARE's defense (as it involves HITTING THE CLOAK), BUT this attack had additional ALMIGHTY damage! ALMIGHTY damage cannot be resisted...Nor weakened against. It is equally effective against anything and everything, and things immune to literally everything can still be harmed by this. WOW!*

*REGIGIGAS uses DRAGON DANCE, which it has learned by it's hard partying! It pumps itself up with the ancient energy of dragons! It's speed is maxed out and it's attack starts taking a boost as well! Keep in mind, SLOW START is still in effect, and it'll end REALLY BADLY if it ends. Also, I'm through specifying levels because the level should be obvious. Lv. 9999. It's just getting tedious.*

((IF I didn't count you...Bluh. Later!))