The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((What a coincidence, so am I.))

Lycain: Bluh… These impudents think I'm some sort of pet dog… IT WAS ONE TIME, THAT HAPPENED! And that lady was so nice… Whatever! Grey Men!

*The GREY MEN ready their weapons. They're humanoid, with grey and black armor obviously meant for stealth. In one hand, they wield a pistol for ranged attacks, and in the other hand, is a glowing red Tiger Claw that, just by looking at it, is based off of a more powerful version of the ATOMIC DISASSEMBLERS you saw the DWARVES using long ago. Being that VAXUS is a dwarf, he probably designed these. Nevertheless, avoid the GREY MEN's deadly tiger claws at all costs. They have knifes strapped to their waists, obviously meant for backstabbing. They also seem to be shimmering slightly, due to potent forcefields that surround them. Find a way to disable the forcefields, and you should be able to damage them.*

*LYCAIN, on the other hand, is a Wolfman-*

Lycain: Thank you.

*- with a set of equally deadly TIGER CLAWS.*

*The GREY MEN start off the fight by vanishing into thin air… They haven't teleported, but they are invisible. Be careful, GREY MEN are renowned for being expert assassins, and this is no exception.*

*LYCAIN, meanwhile, uses EXTREME SPEED! Using his powerful canine legs, LYCAIN lunges forward, TIGER CLAWS-first.*

WOAH! *SIVELOS managed to narrowly avoid the attack. He came dangerously close to the edge…*

Okay guys… Lycain's a huge Lightning Bruiser, and has an immense resistance to physical damage, so don't use physical attacks. Also, St- *SIVELOS is interrupted by a GREY MAN appearing and attempting to push him off. SIVELOS slices the GREY MAN with ULTIMATE GALAXIA, to no avail. The forcefield intercepts the attack, causing it to bounce off into SIVELOS's face. The GREY MAN vanishes once more.*

*Looks like a tough fight.*

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Ditto

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Okay, if its battle time, its great i brought my friend!

*a pikachu appears*

This is Thunder the Pikachu! Somehow he can control flying with these balloon's!


Thunder: Hey!

*some GREY MAN tries to attack DENNIS from behind but THUNDER uses Thunder on him*

*SAVAGE UPBRAID! a GRAY MAN bites the dust!*

*A GREY MAN appears, popping the balloons with its pistol. Down THUNDER plummets. The GREY MAN vanishes once more.*

Maybe this isn't the best weapon for this fight… *SIVELOS swaps out ULTIMATE GALAXIA for the THUNDER EDGE. Why would he swap out his strongest weapon for a weaker one - albeit the difference in strength isn't major - is certainly confusing.*

As I was saying… He's healed by- *SIVELOS is again interrupted by an EXTREME SPEED to the face, courtesy of LYCAIN. LYCAIN attempts to use some sort of item on SIVELOS… But it fails! LYCAIN grunts.*

Lycain: No thanks, buddy. I can't have people spouting my entire life story.

Thunder the Pikachu and Dennis the Ditto

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Thunder: You... You´re messing With the wrong Pikachu... you idiot! *THUNDER uses full power Thunder attack on all the GREY MEN he can see*

Dennis: ... *DENNIS transforms into Dugtrio just in case*

*You can't see any Gray Man! they're invisible!*

*The GREY MEN are invisible! You can't see them! But you happen to hit one as it attempts to backstab TAZZ, revealing its location. It shrugs off the attack thanks to its forcefield, but the damage has been done.*

*SIVELOS attacks LYCAIN with a ANNIHILASER! LYCAIN takes the hit, but keeps on coming.*

Lycain: HAH! You think a fancy lightshow is enough to take me down!? Think again!

Apoph: How about this, then? *APOPH attacks from above, bringing his PLANET ON A STICK right onto LYCAIN's face. But LYCAIN takes the attack like a pro, not even taking a single bit of damage!*

Lycain: Oh, is that the best you've got, "Almighty Sovereign?" Let me show you what a true attack is! *LYCAIN uses SLAM DUNK! APOPH is tossed up into the air, and then instantly slammed down into the DOOM LAVA as if he were a beach ball. APOPH respawns, a bit shaken.*

Apoph: Tch...

*TAZZ ISN'T HERE!!!*

*APOPH manages an AUTO-PARRY instead, because you're out of the Dungeon entirely if you get dunked into the DOOM LAVA!*