The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Thunder the Pikachu and Dennis the Ditto

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Thunder: I have more Balloons... *THUNDER starts flying agian*

Dennis: Oh Yeah! I know how to beat those guys! *DENNIS uses earthquake*

*THUNDER uses Thunder randomly around trying to hit the invicible GREY MEN*

*The EARTHQUAKE quakes… It doesn't really seem to do much to most of the GREY MEN but one of them falters. Their forcefield fades, leaving it vulnerable! It seems enough physical impact will cause their forcefields to fail.*

Lycain: *sounds of anguish*

Oh look, the Wolfman's having a fit…

*The vulnerable GREY MAN looks a bit startled since its forcefield was broken. It's fiddling with a speaker built into its helmet. It might call for repairs! WAIL ON IT WHILE YOU CAN!!*

*The other GREY MEN take no damage thanks to their forcefield, but trip up due to the seismic force!*

*LYCAIN, on the other hand, takes the EARTHQUAKE like a boss, again taking no damage from a physical attack. LYCAIN retorts with SONIC ARMAGEDDON! LYCAIN roars, letting out a noise so ungodly loud that it deals a large amount of damage! You all take a big hit!*

Invisible men? Some mist would be good right now. *casts Nebelgeist*

*proceeds to stab the air, and hopefully grey men, with Lames De Brouillard*

*The mist is unfortunately blocked off by the GREY MENs' forcefield. However, the unlucky sap whose forcefield was currently down takes the hit!*

Grey Man: ...!

*The wounded GREY MAN's forcefield comes back online! The GREY MAN vanishes once more.*

*THUNDER's usage of THUNDER is noted! It strikes none but LYCAIN, who takes minor damage. LYCAIN is huge physical damage sponge, make use of magic and non-physical attacks on him!*

*LYCAIN uses UNIQUETECH: REALITY CLAW! LYCAIN's tiger claws glow, and reality bends around them... Then, LYCAIN strikes, moving like lightning! BAHAMUT is struck by REALITY CLAW!*

*SIVELOS uses FORCE OF NATURE! Projecting powerful seismic force through the floor, the GREY MEN topple over! Two GREY MEN's forcefields are down!*

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: FANGS OF APOPHIS! Morphing into his APOPHIS form, APOPH gobbles up one of the vulnerable GREY MEN, crushing it in his mighty jaws. Several types of damage are dealt onto the unfortunate GREY MAN, dealing enough damage to finish it off! APOPH spits out the L00T that spawned in his mouth. APOPH then returns to his humanoid form.*

Apoph: Blech...

*TWO out of Six GREY MEN have been defeated!*

*BAHAMUT grabs LYCIAN's claws.*

Bahamut: OK...I have a crazy idea!

*the ANGEL persona appears behind BAHAMUT. You haven't actually seen one in action. The GRAY MEN are startled by this, and LYCIAN, though confident in his ability to tank, is wary. He then remembers with his not-so-average IQ that his claw is still stuck in BAHAMUT, and by extension, he's right next to him!*

Bahamut: MAGARA!

*The ANGEL PERSONA's wings fold in around it...*

Bahamut:...Uhh...

*And then they blow back out.*

*By all accounts, the simple fact of the matter is, no-one thought that it would actually do that much damage. The Actuator top deck is literally torn off, revealing the underbelly of the beast-not like it matters. The GRAY MAN, for all of their gear, did not pack jetpacks or any form of flight, and hopelessly plummet to inevitable demise in the DOOM LAVA, if they weren't already dead from the attack itself. LYCIAN himself has taken no more damage than the rest of the GRAY MEN, yet has depleted himself to half. Nearby small ships crash into other ships-one heads right for the GRAND ZYZ's underbelly!*

*Meanwhile, back with VAXUS, he has finished his creation, a so-called EVOKER! He is confident its use will not kill its wielder. Simultaniously, he has received word that he has won the lottery for the ninth time in a row! His luck is the one exception to his sub-par stats, as quite frankly he exists as one of the top ten luckiest entities in existence, specifically the ninth most lucky! This has saved his rear in multiple deadly encounters. As he contemplates his luck, a massive ship plows through, bashing through the wall closest to him but doing nothing else. He was very close to that wall-another inch and he'd be hit. See? Lucky!*

*Double meanhwile, while TAURUS investigates DIMENSIONAL LAG, the unfortunate corpse of a GARY MAN plows into his room and connects! He is hit square in the head and takes...Actual damage! LIke, that was a sincere blow, the kind that hasn't felt in a LONG while! He's simultaniously impressed...And very angry. He quickly investigates, as he was not paying attention to the fight when BAHAMUT used his persona's MAGARA.

*...Bahamut looks rather winded after that extreme attack, but on the other hand, now it's a straight-up boss fight with no flunkies to stop you. Or at least, no OP flunkies, as belowdecks a group of MOP SAILORS were mopping away.*

*PANDORA uses AIR CANNON, not damaging LYCIAN at all but pushing him close to the edge! You suddenly realize that contractual boss immunity does NOT cover DOOM LAVA!*