The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*DOOM LAVA. That's what. Also, the GREY MEN are dead.*

Lycain: Buh… HAH! HAHAHAHAHAROOOO! I was right about you, archer. *LYCAIN leaps away from the edge.* You really do pack a punch. Didn't expect that!

Taurus: Neither did I. Lycain?

Lycain: Ruff?

Taurus: I think I'll join you. It's time I experienced whether the reports are accurate or not.

*LYCAIN grins, or as well as a wolf-headed humanoid can, and then uses SPACIAL REND! LYCAIN, tearing a DIMENSIONAL HOLE open with his TIGER CLAWS, leaps through and appears behind PANDORA, performing a wide slash that connects!*

*SIVELOS catches on to PANDORA's scheme and uses WHIRLWIND on LYCAIN! LYCAIN is blown a bit closer to the DOOM LAVA, but not enough!*

*You also feel a huge power, originating from the very back of the fleet, shift and head your way. This can be none other than TAURUS, the GRANDMASTER of the LEGION. If your energy sensing isn't failing you, you might want to defeat LYCAIN post-haste, grab KAMI LORD's corpse, and get the **** out before you have to fight and inevitably die to TAURUS' wrath!*

*PANDORA grabs LYCIAN after the attack! LYCIAN attempts to move away...Only to recall that the only person on this fleet that might actually stand a chance against a pissed-off ELDER SOUL far too close to death for their own good is TAURUS...Or him. A him that LYCIAN will keep ill-defined to make sure you're on your toes. In either case, PANDORA has used a KINETIC LOCK that LYCIAN cannot break around both of his arms and legs, as all the physical strength in the world is useless if you can't move an inch.*

Pandora: I'm sorry, little [REDACTED] puppy, do you wanna play? TOO [REDACTED] BAD!!!

*At which point, PANDORA throws LYCIAN OVERBOARD, breaking the KINETIC LOCK and sending him flying downwards. Unknenownst to the party, he lands on another ship, alive but extremely sweaty and far too close to the DOOM LAVA. That fight ended itself...Which probably means that LYCIAN would have taken far too long to kill before TAURUS would have arrived, and he was eliminated due to NARRATIVE. You all remind yourselves that having an ELDER SOUL around means effectively having your own boss.*

*You gain EXP, but the L00T was lost during the mass scattering. PANDORA is critically wounded (this narrator didn't say that attack failed)! BAHAMUT is very exhausted! There are a DOZEN teleporters to other ships that you haven't taken on this one, each leading to a different ship, and you still haven't found the ship KAMI LORD's CORPSE resides on! You don't have much time!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Tick tock.

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Here, friend! *SIVELOS uses HEAL PULSE on BAHAMUT and everyone else!*

We've gotta haul *** to Kami Lord, or else we will all horribly die to Taurus - who is fully capable of killing us, mind you - and that's something I don't wanna do. We need to choose now, or else we'll waste valuable time!

[Ganyu]

Okay, which teleporter do we go? *randomly chooses one*

[Sir Sivelos]

*follows ECRIVAIN.*

*APOPH follows suit.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Taurus: Tick tock.

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Here, friend! *SIVELOS uses HEAL PULSE on BAHAMUT and everyone else!*

We've gotta haul *** to Kami Lord, or else we will all horribly die to Taurus - who is fully capable of killing us, mind you - and that's something I don't wanna do. We need to choose now, or else we'll waste valuable time!

*Choose quickly above all else!*

Okay, which teleporter do we go? *randomly chooses one*

*follows ECRIVAIN.*

*APOPH follows suit.*

*You choose a teleporter leading to the L.N.U. Graveyard.*

*Aboard the Graveyard is a coffin surrounded by figures. This MUST be it. The figures are robed, you cannot see their faces or any features about the people themselves at all, the robes are monocolored, each wizard has a different color, and they wield staffs and...M60s?! MAGICKA WIZARDS! Get ready!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS brandishes the ULTIMATE GALAXIA once more, getting ready.*

*APOPH raises his PLANET ON A STICK, ready for the offensive.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS brandishes the ULTIMATE GALAXIA once more, getting ready.*

*APOPH raises his PLANET ON A STICK, ready for the offensive.*

*Brandishing weapons without actually attacking does not constitute a welcome substitute to actually attacking. Two MAGICKA WIZARDS use their M60s on you, dealing massive damage! The others all use SHIELD-STONE and self-cast, creating very hard to break sheilds that you must destroy to damage them. They're also wielding Staffs of War, making them somewhat more durable. This will suck if you're not quick about killing them!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Ugh--

*SIVELOS uses MACH TORNADO on the MAGICKA WIZARDS! A fierce whirlwind of energy tears through the battlefield.*

*APOPH uses ANCIENTPOWER! Tiny moons are flung from the PLANET ON A STICK at the MAGICKA WIZARDS like bullets!*

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Taurus: They've made it, already? Hm. Sometimes having such a large fleet has its drawbacks… I must hurry.

[Ganyu]

*casts Arcane Tempest Beam; a storm of dark energies fires out in a linear beam towards one SHIELD-STONE*

*casts Misty Ice Barrage; a volley of ice peters down, releasing cold snow and mist upon breaking*

[Wander]

*WANDER casts SEAWALL on the party. A torrent of water surrounds everyone, protecting them from all attacks! However, they will get worn out and eventually disappear the more attacks they absorb.*

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