The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses THUNDER!*

*APOPH uses PHOTOBURST, causing a powerful blast of light to sweep across the MAGICKA WIZARDS!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ugh--

*SIVELOS uses MACH TORNADO on the MAGICKA WIZARDS! A fierce whirlwind of energy tears through the battlefield.*

*APOPH uses ANCIENTPOWER! Tiny moons are flung from the PLANET ON A STICK at the MAGICKA WIZARDS like bullets!*

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Taurus: They've made it, already? Hm. Sometimes having such a large fleet has its drawbacks… I must hurry.

*The EARTH SHIELDS make your attacks useless! To clarify: They're too heavy to blow away, and Earth resists Earth so the Earth attack failed!*

*casts Arcane Tempest Beam; a storm of dark energies fires out in a linear beam towards one SHIELD-STONE*

*casts Misty Ice Barrage; a volley of ice peters down, releasing cold snow and mist upon breaking*

*THAT is more like it. The shields break quickly. What, they're squishy wizards, taking a hit ought to be an achievement.*

*WANDER casts SEAWALL on the party. A torrent of water surrounds everyone, protecting them from all attacks! However, they will get worn out and eventually disappear the more attacks they absorb.*

yeeee

ovo

*This is immensely useful.*

*SIVELOS uses THUNDER!*

*APOPH uses PHOTOBURST, causing a powerful blast of light to sweep across the MAGICKA WIZARDS!*

*ZAP! A MAGICKA wizard bites the dust! The others who weren't shielded before die, and the ones that were take huge damage!*

*PANDORA guts a MAGICKA WIZARD and BAHAMUT slays another. Two channel LIFE-ELECTRIC and cast to heal their buddies at half HP. The rest channel either STONE-ICE-ICE or ARCANE-STEAM-STEAM. The elements swirl around them...They can only channel five at a time, so something bad is happening. Squishy wizards, they die quickly or kill quickly. Be quick!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses GALAXIATECH: META QUICK! Despite its stupid name, SIVELOS channels the power of ULTIMATE GALAXIA into his body and moves at unprecedented speeds, and appears behind one of the MAGICKA WIZARDS, performing a deadly MULTITHRUST, riddling it with gashes!*

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH! He must really love this attack.*

Apoph: Oh, I really do.

[Wander]

*WANDER casts TIDAL CRASH and links it with SHARK SWEEP. More sick sharks and gnarly waves, dude.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Gnarly, brother. *SIVELOS performs another MULTITHRUST, turning a MAGICKA WIZARD into Swiss Cheese!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS uses GALAXIATECH: META QUICK! Despite its stupid name, SIVELOS channels the power of ULTIMATE GALAXIA into his body and moves at unprecedented speeds, and appears behind one of the MAGICKA WIZARDS, performing a deadly MULTITHRUST, riddling it with gashes!*

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH! He must really love this attack.*

Apoph: Oh, I really do.

*APOPH X SYSTEM CRASH CONFIRMED.*

*In all seriousness, though. SIVELOS slays a MAGICKA WIZARD, but one of the ones APOPH targets has an abiltiy activate: DO OR DIE! He channels (on top of his previous channeling of STONE-ICE-ICE) ICE-ICE, creating 1 STONE and 4 ICE, then casts! This makes the UTLIMATE DISCO BALL, which careens directly into APOPH for a OHK! He respawns back on the Actuator!*

*WANDER casts TIDAL CRASH and links it with SHARK SWEEP. More sick sharks and gnarly waves, dude.*

*WIZARDS CAN'T SWIM! They drop like flies!*

Gnarly, brother. *SIVELOS performs another MULTITHRUST, turning a MAGICKA WIZARD into Swiss Cheese!*

*The last one is dead! You can take the corpse of KAMI LORD...Except not, because the coffin is too darn heavy and it won't open! You'll have to hijack this ship and GTFO to reclaim it insetad...This will prevent TAURUS from teleporting on, and you're on the fringes of the formation, making you able to do a quick getaway with the L.N.U. Graveyard if you can hijack it quickly enough.*

[Wander]

OH

does this mean i can nyoom again

ovo

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay, who knows how to fly a ship!? Wait no, this a Behemoth Class... Yeah, I know how to fly this. I practically 'designed it...' Follow me! *SIVELOS leads you to the cockpit, taking out some MOP SAILORS along the way. SIVELOS takes the wheel.*

Just so you know... I don't have a license.

*With that, SIVELOS turns the wheel, causing the GRAVEYARD to lurch to the side, careening through several other ships and managing to get out of the formation successfully.*

HAHA! Pays to have me along against an enemy I designed!

And probably not, Icy. We have precious cargo, it might get damaged.

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Taurus: They're escaping!? Ugh... No. No matter... I have several plans to substitute this.

[Ganyu]

Are you sure you can pilot this...?

[Sir Sivelos]

Dude, it wouldn't exist if I wasn't here. Or, it probably would have been invented by some other guy. I dunno, I know what I'm doing!

Apoph: Sure... *grabs railing*