The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*from the cockpit* THANK YOU FRIEND!

Lycain: Fancy weapon you have there! I'd have fun ripping it to shreds, but I have a mission! GET OUT OF THE WAY! *LYCAIN uses HYPER VOICE! LYCAIN barks, sending a shockwave echoing throughout the battlefield, sending targets flying this way and that. LYCAIN makes a mad dash for the coffin!*

*APOPH, who happens to regain his energy, suddenly comes to and uses GRAND SLAM on LYCAIN, tackling him to the ground!*

Lycain: BARK

Apoph: I don't think so!

Pandora: Woof woof you [REDACTED] doggie! Heehee, you're gonna be my new little pet if you keep up being so pathetic!

*casts Hydro Hurricane, throwing a watery maelstrom at Lycain*

*instantly follows up with an Ice Cage and Lames de Broullard combo; the ice encased while the mist blades strike their target*

*Wham!*

*LYCAIN uses his powerful physical strength to break the cage! The LAMES DE BROULLARD does connect, however. By the way, forgot to mention this earlier: LYCAIN is no longer confused thanks to MILITARY rations. I just thought I'd clarify that for those who were confused.*

*APOPH uses PHOTOCANNON! APOPH fires a huge stream of light through LYCAIN, and happens to hit some RaGNaK troops that happened to be in range!*

Apoph: You're not going down easy, cur?

*LYCIAN gets re-confused becuase he legit doesn't know what Cur means!*

Thunder the Pikachu and Dennis the Ditto

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Thunder: Lets Rock! *THUNDER uses Thunder in LYCAIN´s face*

*DENNIS transforms into Hitmonlee and kicks LYCAIN*

*The THUNDER misses due to poor accuracy. The kick, meanwhile, fails spectacularly, as LYCAIN grabs DENNIS by the foot and hurls him through a wall and out into space, where DENNIS is then shot to death by RaGNaK troops. LYCAIN can't be harmed by physical attacks!*

*...Unless you have INDOMITABLE, which prevents physical resistance. Or go for the back.*

(What about the Hydro Hurricane?)

*casts Freezing Gale; an icy swath of air sweeps through the air*

*casts Reaper's Cloak on Apoph*

*As long as APOPH keeps attacking, he'll keep getting an incremental buff!*

*The HYDRO HURRICANE and FREEZING GALE do the thing, hitting LYCAIN. You're whittling his health down, but he still has more than half!*

Lycain: HAAAAAHROOOO! Why can't you all just submit to us!? It'd make it so much more easy!

*from the cockpit* IT'S BECAUSE YOU SUCK--

Apoph: You lunatics deserve nothing, not even an inch of land! YOU submit! *APOPH uses SHADOW BEAM! APOPH fires a beam of condensed shadow at LYCAIN!*

*IN THE FACE! You get LYCIAN blind, severely reducing his ability to hit!*

*Arbiter of Darkness clicks due to the casting of Shadow Beam*

*casts Phantom of the Berserker; remember that thing that makes Dark spells crit, yeah that again*

*Your buffs are certainly appreciated.*

*The SHADOW BEAM nails LYCAIN for a nasty more-than-normal damage thanks to that critical hit. But hey, at least it's something.*

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Ho hum. Dodging ships this way and that. I wonder if a nice shanty'd liven up the party...

*You nearly get your head shot off! just because you're doing a lot better than the auto-pilot doesn't mean your ship isn't taking damage from sheer dakka.*

*As Wander manages to catch a break, he sees something on one of the larger ships you're trying to fly past port-side, a fiery figure-FREEDOM, he/she guesses.*

Freedom: PEONS SHALL NOT BOW TO THOSE WEAK LEGION FOOLS, THEY SHALL BOW TO THE ULTIAMTE ORDER!!! BUUUUUURN!!!

*At which point, FREEDOM actually attacks you-from a distance too far to retaliate from without turning your damage into scratch damage! Fortunately, he doesn't do very strong attacks either, but any hit will paralyze, which would leave you unable to move or act. If everyone's PARALYZED, game! Be cautious of setting foot on the port (left) side! For reference, everyone is middle-ish right now.*