The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*LYCAIN, using his acute canine senses, immediately spots AGNES and proceeds to impale her on his TIGER CLAWS, and then rips upward. Yeesh. Uh… What happens next can be described as thus: blood geyser. AGNES happens to respawn on the deck of the GRAVEYARD, understandably shaken from having her torso ripped to shreds by a were-*

Lycain: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Argh, I've had enough of you all! Why are you so hard to kill!?

*LYCAIN's EMBARGO happens to wear off. He grins, and uses another POWDERED LUCK. He eyes PANDORA before charging PANDORA-wards, readying a GUILLOTINE… But APOPH intercepts, and takes the attack head on! APOPH is slain instantly, but respawns nearby with a bit of L00T and experience missing, but he doesn't really care. The POWDERED LUCK's effects have worn off, and LYCAIN has a familiar expression on his face. 'Deer in headlights' comes to mind.*

Lycain: I… Yip…!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The ghost mist bumbles and buzzes in pandemonium without the conscious willpower of the phantom to maintain its influence.*

*Well. That's unfortunate. The mist dissipates.*

*LYCAIN uses BLADESTORM! LYCAIN points his TIGER CLAWS upwards… And a bunch of blades fire out of the TIGER CLAWS, flying up and coalescing into a massive 'cloud' of sharp blades. Suddenly, the cloud of knives dissipates into a singular blades… and rains down at a rapid velocity. You all take the hit, dealing enough damage to put you on edge. Those who were unconscious would wonder why they have knives stuck in their backs upon waking.*

*APOPH morphs into the RA form and uses UNIQUETECH: WINGS OF RA! Extending his glowing wings, a massive blast of light covers the deck, dealing several types of damage! Fortunately, that does not include Star damage, as LYCAIN is one of the rare few to possess a resistance (an immunity, at that) to Star damage. Neveretheless, LYCAIN takes a nasty blow thanks to the buff the attack receives by the mere presence of the RA form.*

Apoph: So, you cur, what do you say to the proposal of us ripping you limb from limb?

Lycain: Cur?! What does that even mean? Bah… I say nay!

*WHAM!*

Random Character: Oww, that hurt me virtually. Now do you slot me in LA?
Bruh, I'm goin to school. You know that.
Random Character: Are you going to at least reveal my name?
Fine. I will
Prince: Oh wut, I'm Prince. I thought I was Agnes.
Shush, you know you want to be him one day
Prince: Nyeeh, not now! Change it!
Ugh, fine.
Agnes: Thanks o3o *Wears her leather jacket and keeps watching the battle* So, do I just watch them kill each other or do I make myself a really OP weapon and kill them with it. I don't even know how to make it though. *continues watching and eating Popcorn*

*You really ought to figure out what you want to do very, very soon...*

*LYCAIN, using his acute canine senses, immediately spots AGNES and proceeds to impale her on his TIGER CLAWS, and then rips upward. Yeesh. Uh… What happens next can be described as thus: blood geyser. AGNES happens to respawn on the deck of the GRAVEYARD, understandably shaken from having her torso ripped to shreds by a were-*

Lycain: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Argh, I've had enough of you all! Why are you so hard to kill!?

*LYCAIN's EMBARGO happens to wear off. He grins, and uses another POWDERED LUCK. He eyes PANDORA before charging PANDORA-wards, readying a GUILLOTINE… But APOPH intercepts, and takes the attack head on! APOPH is slain instantly, but respawns nearby with a bit of L00T and experience missing, but he doesn't really care. The POWDERED LUCK's effects have worn off, and LYCAIN has a familiar expression on his face. 'Deer in headlights' comes to mind.*

ERROR! CHARACTER TEXT ID 'LYCIAN' NOT FOUND!

Lycain: I… Yip…!...OK, now I use it!

*LYCIAN pulls out the gun and shoots himself in the head. Normally, this is a special maneuver that causes INSTEUNT DEAF, but something else happens-a figure appears behind LYCIAN, a massive, spectral wolf with a rope-collar broken round its neck...LYCIAN smirks.*

*Then, he unsmirks. SIVELOS notwithstanding (which would be nightmarish), Everyone alive on the deck is PARALYZED because nobody thought to move out of the way and FREEDOM got in hits on all of you in rapid fire.*

Freedom: WHEN I SAY STOP MOVING, STOP MOVING IMMEDIATELY!!!

*LYCIAN's extremely low health makes the paralysis chance a guarentee. LYCIAN facepalms internally-he's likely to perish unless you don't somehow slay him. The rest of you are too low on energy and/or HP to move either...*

*The unconscious awaken; BAHAMUT, ECRIVAIN, WANDER and anyone else previously affected by the PERISH HOWL awaken again. FINISH HIM!*