The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

Why didn't I think of this sooner…? *SIVELOS activates the forcefields of the BEHEMOTH class GRAVEYARD.*

Lycain: Geurgh - AHARGH! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HARD TO KILL!? *LYCAIN uses SPACIAL REND! Appearing behind APOPH, LYCAIN attacks APOPH with a wide slash! He's dangerously close to KAMI LORD's corpse!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*eats popcorn while watching them*
Random Character: Yummy, butter. Hey LA, are you gonna slot me in here or am I just a spectator?
Not now. It's still looking pretty fun out there. Besides, we just came back after two years. I think we need to cool down a bit and relax.

*You are promptly shot in the head, die and respawn aboard the L.N.U. GRAVEYARD, which is the source of the fighting and ironically the only real safe zone from RaGNaK projectiles of all kinds, including what appear to be supernovae fired out of cannons!*

*You've picked a hell of a time to join, that has to be said, but you're going to have to spring to action yourself very shortly.*

Why didn't I think of this sooner…? *SIVELOS activates the forcefields of the BEHEMOTH class GRAVEYARD.*

Lycain: Geurgh - AHARGH! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HARD TO KILL!? *LYCAIN uses SPACIAL REND! Appearing behind APOPH, LYCAIN attacks APOPH with a wide slash! He's dangerously close to KAMI LORD's corpse!*

*The forcefields were already on! This is just how utterly crazy the extent of the fighting is, and why you can't leave the pilot seat! After all, someone's gotta dodge those Supernovae cannons!*

*The ANGEL persona appears behind BAHAMUT again as he steps between LYCIAN and the CORPSE.*

Lycian: [REDACTED], not again!

*LYCIAN dives for solid cover, away from BAHAMUT and KAMI LORD, pre-empting his defense from a presumed MAGARA.*

Bahamut: PATRA!

*The angel pulls forth a burst of light and gives SIVELOS reprieve from PERISH HOWL...You did realize that was still in effect, right?*

*Suddenly, everyone but PANDORA, APOPH, SIVELOS and LYCIAN (among those hit with PERISH HOWL before), as well as THUNDER and DENNIS and whoever LEGENDARY_ADDICT winds up being, are all unconscious!*

Lycian:...Woah, forgot about that! Rawr!

Pandora: Oh, what, are you a [REDACTED] kitty now?

Lycian:...That's it, you die.

*FREEDOM shifts his aim! He's hitting around mid! This includes KAMI LORD's CORPSE, which is mercifully in quite the strong coffin and will not be harmed.*

[Ganyu]

*The ghost mist bumbles and buzzes in pandemonium without the conscious willpower of the phantom to maintain its influence.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LYCAIN uses BLADESTORM! LYCAIN points his TIGER CLAWS upwards… And a bunch of blades fire out of the TIGER CLAWS, flying up and coalescing into a massive 'cloud' of sharp blades. Suddenly, the cloud of knives dissipates into a singular blades… and rains down at a rapid velocity. You all take the hit, dealing enough damage to put you on edge. Those who were unconscious would wonder why they have knives stuck in their backs upon waking.*

*APOPH morphs into the RA form and uses UNIQUETECH: WINGS OF RA! Extending his glowing wings, a massive blast of light covers the deck, dealing several types of damage! Fortunately, that does not include Star damage, as LYCAIN is one of the rare few to possess a resistance (an immunity, at that) to Star damage. Neveretheless, LYCAIN takes a nasty blow thanks to the buff the attack receives by the mere presence of the RA form.*

Apoph: So, you cur, what do you say to the proposal of us ripping you limb from limb?

Lycain: Cur?! What does that even mean? Bah… I say nay!

[legendary_addict]

Random Character: Oww, that hurt me virtually. Now do you slot me in LA?
Bruh, I'm goin to school. You know that.
Random Character: Are you going to at least reveal my name?
Fine. I will
Prince: Oh wut, I'm Prince. I thought I was Agnes.
Shush, you know you want to be him one day
Prince: Nyeeh, not now! Change it!
Ugh, fine.
Agnes: Thanks o3o *Wears her leather jacket and keeps watching the battle* So, do I just watch them kill each other or do I make myself a really OP weapon and kill them with it. I don't even know how to make it though. *continues watching and eating Popcorn*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LYCAIN, using his acute canine senses, immediately spots AGNES and proceeds to impale her on his TIGER CLAWS, and then rips upward. Yeesh. Uh… What happens next can be described as thus: blood geyser. AGNES happens to respawn on the deck of the GRAVEYARD, understandably shaken from having her torso ripped to shreds by a were-*

Lycain: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Argh, I've had enough of you all! Why are you so hard to kill!?

*LYCAIN's EMBARGO happens to wear off. He grins, and uses another POWDERED LUCK. He eyes PANDORA before charging PANDORA-wards, readying a GUILLOTINE… But APOPH intercepts, and takes the attack head on! APOPH is slain instantly, but respawns nearby with a bit of L00T and experience missing, but he doesn't really care. The POWDERED LUCK's effects have worn off, and LYCAIN has a familiar expression on his face. 'Deer in headlights' comes to mind.*

Lycain: I… Yip…!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The ghost mist bumbles and buzzes in pandemonium without the conscious willpower of the phantom to maintain its influence.*

*Well. That's unfortunate. The mist dissipates.*

*LYCAIN uses BLADESTORM! LYCAIN points his TIGER CLAWS upwards… And a bunch of blades fire out of the TIGER CLAWS, flying up and coalescing into a massive 'cloud' of sharp blades. Suddenly, the cloud of knives dissipates into a singular blades… and rains down at a rapid velocity. You all take the hit, dealing enough damage to put you on edge. Those who were unconscious would wonder why they have knives stuck in their backs upon waking.*

*APOPH morphs into the RA form and uses UNIQUETECH: WINGS OF RA! Extending his glowing wings, a massive blast of light covers the deck, dealing several types of damage! Fortunately, that does not include Star damage, as LYCAIN is one of the rare few to possess a resistance (an immunity, at that) to Star damage. Neveretheless, LYCAIN takes a nasty blow thanks to the buff the attack receives by the mere presence of the RA form.*

Apoph: So, you cur, what do you say to the proposal of us ripping you limb from limb?

Lycain: Cur?! What does that even mean? Bah… I say nay!

*WHAM!*

Random Character: Oww, that hurt me virtually. Now do you slot me in LA?
Bruh, I'm goin to school. You know that.
Random Character: Are you going to at least reveal my name?
Fine. I will
Prince: Oh wut, I'm Prince. I thought I was Agnes.
Shush, you know you want to be him one day
Prince: Nyeeh, not now! Change it!
Ugh, fine.
Agnes: Thanks o3o *Wears her leather jacket and keeps watching the battle* So, do I just watch them kill each other or do I make myself a really OP weapon and kill them with it. I don't even know how to make it though. *continues watching and eating Popcorn*

*You really ought to figure out what you want to do very, very soon...*

*LYCAIN, using his acute canine senses, immediately spots AGNES and proceeds to impale her on his TIGER CLAWS, and then rips upward. Yeesh. Uh… What happens next can be described as thus: blood geyser. AGNES happens to respawn on the deck of the GRAVEYARD, understandably shaken from having her torso ripped to shreds by a were-*

Lycain: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Argh, I've had enough of you all! Why are you so hard to kill!?

*LYCAIN's EMBARGO happens to wear off. He grins, and uses another POWDERED LUCK. He eyes PANDORA before charging PANDORA-wards, readying a GUILLOTINE… But APOPH intercepts, and takes the attack head on! APOPH is slain instantly, but respawns nearby with a bit of L00T and experience missing, but he doesn't really care. The POWDERED LUCK's effects have worn off, and LYCAIN has a familiar expression on his face. 'Deer in headlights' comes to mind.*

ERROR! CHARACTER TEXT ID 'LYCIAN' NOT FOUND!

Lycain: I… Yip…!...OK, now I use it!

*LYCIAN pulls out the gun and shoots himself in the head. Normally, this is a special maneuver that causes INSTEUNT DEAF, but something else happens-a figure appears behind LYCIAN, a massive, spectral wolf with a rope-collar broken round its neck...LYCIAN smirks.*

*Then, he unsmirks. SIVELOS notwithstanding (which would be nightmarish), Everyone alive on the deck is PARALYZED because nobody thought to move out of the way and FREEDOM got in hits on all of you in rapid fire.*

Freedom: WHEN I SAY STOP MOVING, STOP MOVING IMMEDIATELY!!!

*LYCIAN's extremely low health makes the paralysis chance a guarentee. LYCIAN facepalms internally-he's likely to perish unless you don't somehow slay him. The rest of you are too low on energy and/or HP to move either...*

*The unconscious awaken; BAHAMUT, ECRIVAIN, WANDER and anyone else previously affected by the PERISH HOWL awaken again. FINISH HIM!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: Finishing! *APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH, hoping that PARALYSIS won't take effect!*

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*over the loudspeakers* ...And if you look on your right, you'll see Freedom, being a massive jerk. What else is new...

[Ganyu]

*rains Meteor Storms all over the ship*

[Sir Sivelos]

And to your left...

Lycain: Oh my lord, SHUT UP!!

*The Loudspeakers get louder.*