The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Agnes: Oh hey, I died again. That's fun. I might just think on what I shluld do because I'm confused why LA even brought me here.
I brought you here because why not. I never knew you'd die countless times. Think of something and get your first kill or something.
Agnes: Nyeh, I am thinking. *keeps eating popcorn* What's happening anyway? o3o

*You are a (presumed) recruit to the AntIvOId, who kill stuff for L00T and justice and stuff.*

Okay, LA, here's the gist of it:

We are a mercenary group whose current goal is to complete Soulquests (if you've played Persona, you should know what this is). We're currently doing mine, which is to retrieve the corpse of a Physical God called Kami Lord, which we are currently trying to do. However, a rapist jerk named Freedom, who's a part of an opposing faction called the RaGNaK, is trying to get in our way.

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*The loudspeakers' music suddenly cuts out, and you hear a catchy tune playing instead. You hear SIVELOS shout in anger about advertisements from the cockpit.*

Apoph: Urgh, I hate status ailments... *APOPH uses - or attempts too, anyway - ROYAL INFIRMARY! APOPH is fully healed with the PARALYSIS gone; if it works, that is.*

*Soulquests don't exist in Persona, period. There's some other mechanic there, but there's no main protagonist and the gist of the game is so different from Persona that trying to migrate the actual mechanic is not worth it.*

*APOPH heals himself but wastes his energy!*

YO SIV PLAY SOME TRAP

when the dumb ads are over and all

Agnes: Well, LA has never played Persona--
But I'm planning on playing it!
Agnes: So I'm just going to mess around, now I know what's happening. *goes near a coffin and opens it while wearing her leather gloves* Cool. *takes a selfie and goes back to her spot, and starts making something.

*You fail to open it! There's no way you know of to open it!*

*KAMI LORD's coffin is too heavy to even lift, do you think you'd be able to open it? You still manage to nail the selfie, but with a closed coffin.*

Apoph: Heurgh… I hate this! Paralysis can go [REDACTED]! *You are slightly taken aback at APOPH's sudden use of vulgarity. He always managed to keep a level head, so it's a bit odd to see him snap like that.*

Apoph: Guh… I once got paralysis-hax six times in a row. You can understand why I hate paralysis so much…

((That actually happened by the way…))

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Also, before I forget:

What is your class? Your class serves as your base stat spread and ability. You can change classes once you hit cap level, which has not as much of an effect on your stats as you may think. Sivelos (yours truly) and The Nonexistent Tazz (just called Tazz) have the most class-ups, currently.

*You're going to hate Paralysis forever shortly.*

((IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND I THINK I DIED LAUGHING

ALSO DIDNT IT HAPPEN LIKE TWICE OMFG--))

apoph needs huuuugs ovo

*minibot hugs, yay*

*You hug APOPH!*

*The RaGNaK are firing as many guns as they can at you, but at this stage, none will really stop you. In fact, nothing will fully stop this ship barring death or the captain's (SIVELOS'es) Incapacitation.*

*At which point, FREEDOM leaps aboard, creating a fiery explosion on the port.*

Freedom: With the werewolf gone, I can kill you without the threat of being torn to pieces, AND YOU WILL STOP CALLING ME A RAPIST!!!

*You're halfway through!*