The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Agnes: Oh. So this is some sort of RPG. Cool. So do we pick classes and stuff, or do we work to get them? Or are there nothing at all?
Agnes, what kind of RPG doesn't have classes....
Agnes: Uhm....Pokemon? You work hard to capture the most powerful Pokemon and stuff. Does that count?
Uhh....I guess so... You got a point this time .3.

*There are classes. Just make something kind of reaosnable and keep in mind the power levels typically mean 'reasonable' makes your basic attacks capable of one-shotting the planet you are on, at the bare minimum.*

Wow he just raped me of my powers.

*OK enough Rape jokes. We know what Freedom is but we don't need to keep saying it...*

Freedom: OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE ULTIMATE ORDER WHY DO YOU NOT CENSOR YOURSELF?! THAT'S UTTERLY IRREDEEMABLE!!!

*FREEDOM is doing something! You've done it now! Get ready!*

*You do realize paralysis doesn't prevent potion usage...And potions can be used by Phantoms...Right?*

Okay guys, try not to make too many rape jokes. It's not that funny unless you're calling Freedom one.

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GUH-- *SIVELOS, out of spite, cranks up the music again. PANDORA suddenly receives a psychic message.*

<Hi, Pandora! It seems your Divine Wind wore off… Freedom's got me silenced, so I can't do much. Could you reapply it? Thanks in advance!>

*APOPH uses CRABHAMMER! The PLANET ON A STICK's planet-like head morphs into a crab claw, which is slammed into FREEDOM like… well, a hammer.*

*SIVELOS is not SILENCED, APOPH IS! APOPH'S attack fails because he's silenced! PANDROA recasts DIVINE WIND and shields SIVELOS!*

When is the next wave? Now that I will be on here for GCEA everyday I will put in my best effort into checking this thread as well.

*Your target is FREEDOM! Don't use fire, period! Screw him over!*

The waves have been over for a long time now. We're performing Grand Theft Warship in order to steal the corpse of a Physical God, and we're fighting a jerk named Freedom.

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*The music blares even louder, making it a bit hard to focus. If you can ignore it, however, that might be useful.*

*FREEDOM blasts the loudspeekers, wasting his action but removing it!*

Freedom: DISGUSTING MUSIC! WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST!?

Freedom started it - robbery of carnal knowledge.

I really am disabled unto anything, aren't I?

*You can still drink POTIONS. In addition, you cannot be PARALYZED due to your INCORPOREAL FORM, and PARALYSIS isn't a problem with doing that anyways.*

*Probably. We'll find out soon.*

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SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING IN THE [REDACTED] COCKPIT!?

*LYCIAN seems to have snuck in and locked you out from the inside. You're not targeting the walls or the other parts of the ship (for fear of blowing up something important behind it), so it looks like you're stuck. Also, for some reason relating to you being shot to pieces, the ceiling is gone.*

Agnes: LA, are you mind blown yet?
I think the bold and the italicise means yes. I'm helluva confused
Agnes: Oh, of course. I'm just as confused as you. Why is someone unable to do amything, how heavy is the coffin, and Why is Freedom considered a rapist? *slowly backs away*

*If someone cannot do something, there is a various reason that will be explianed by me. Pay attention to these posts and no others. The coffin is seriously locked, but you can move the whole thing with the help of 2-3 people, and...Just look at how he speaks and you'll understand.*

*FREEDOM is best taken on at point-blank, as he's excellent when you're not in his face. You manage to shrug off PARALYSIS and do so anyways.*

*The answers to your questions:*

*1) Everyone (excluding FREEDOM and SIVELOS) is paralyzed, including you.*

*2) Too heavy to lift. That's how heavy it is.*

*3) Because he is. Going into detail would be inappropriate.*

*Also, you cannot back away, as you are paralyzed.*

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*SIVELOS is looking at cameras whilst piloting the GRAVEYARD.*

Hm. Oh, nice beds… Wait a minute, is that a… *SIVELOS nearly plows into a nearby meteoroid, but quickly regains focus.* I'll check later!

*BAHAMUT, ECRIVAIN, and WANDER are paralyzed.*

*You CAN lift it, but you'll need considerable help.*

*Further detail shall not be given.*

*There aren't any meteoroids! There is the massive amount of ships in the RaGNaK fleet that are hellbent on trapping and destroying you!*

*visits the Cockpit*

*You're already in the cockpit!*

*BAHAMUT uses MAKE SOME NOISE, removing silence AND giving a very temporary buff to SOUND-based attacks! FREEDOM was not targeted so BAHAMUT is not silenced.*