The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Workaround the word "butt"? Oops. And oh dear, so that's why they're called trolls, never thought they actually rabidly troll the "Internet".

*puts multiple copies of itself around Freedom and for good measure, places a realistic wax figurine of Rose Lalalawhoever to bait the trolls*

*You know exaclty what words you are trying to dodge and what other word that more cloesly represents. IN all hoensty, you already crossed the line. I will legitiatemly start infracting you if you keep daring me to do so, I'm keeping those words out of here.*

*You die again! And Again! You don't even get to do jack! The RABID HOMESTUCK FANS (who are coincidentally all human) will not disperse from killing you until an outside source conveniently provides humongous firepower to scatter you! Sadly, your constant state of death and respawning is preventing you from being the source, nor can you summon any aid because it's all back on the ship...Or any reliable aid!*

((Ecrivain, don't screw us over.))

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: DESTRUENS LUX! APOPH extends his palm, and an orb of raw elemental energies coalesces into existence, glowing with a harsh light that makes it difficult to look at, similar to a star. APOPH turns to FREEDOM, and lets the attack loose; a massive torrent of raw power is rocketed FREEDOM-wards, striking him dead on! A bunch of types of damages, which by sheer dumb luck, do not include PYRGICK, are forcefully shoved down FREEDOM's throat. However, due to the instability of DESTRUENS LUX, it also deals recoil onto APOPH, knocking him into a wall. APOPH trips up, and can't act for the next turn. However, the damage of the attack is more than enough to compensate.*

*Shabbang.*

---Meanwhile---

Spoiler:

Taurus: It seems your 'sons' will never see the chance to prove themselves… Are you sure that the Rahkshi are up to the task?

???: Calm yourself, Grandmaster. The Rahkshi are strong enough to take on enemies of their caliber. But the energy wielding woman was not… planned for.

Taurus: Hmph. Your alliance with us has proved invaluable so far, but you must remember our goal.

???: Very well. I will hold up with my end of the bargain, and you hold up with yours.

Taurus: Of course.

*In a complete coincidence, the only other thing that Freedom is completely immune to-TIME-was the only damage type. Yes, every damage type was TIME. You may want to jot that down.*

*Multi-elemental attacks on your lowest-luck party member is begging for disasters like this.*

Agnes: I feel hot.
I think I know why. Look behind you.
Agnes: Ermagurd, is that the Lava Deity?
Well....what else could be really big and can burn things?
Agnes: Uhh. Lava?
But this guy is a Deity of Lava. LAVA.
Agnes: Shush. I knew that. Now how do I prove to this guy I'm worthy of summoning him to my aid again? Was it a contract or proof of strength? I don't know how you do it in here.
I don't know. Ask the narrator guy
Agnes: Psst, TnT. Do I accept some stuff he asks me to follow (like in Shakugan no Shana), or do I prove to him I'm worthy of summoning him by allowing him to, hopefully not, melt my body (like in Bravely Default) and forcing me to respawn?

*You're going to have to beat him into submission. Quickly. Surviving isn't enough-you must legitimately beat this guy. You see, this is why you don't ever choose Summoner as the first class. Good thing you have proven spells that can actually damage this guy, otherwise you'd be in a similar position to ECRIVAIN.*

((I thought Freedom convinced him to fight us? I might just be being stupid.))

*APOPH is currently tripping up something fierce. Get back to him next turn.*

*FREEDOM did not convince the LAVA DEITY, in a complete coincidence he decided to challenge ANGES due to total ignorance of what's actually on her map.*

Agnes: Oh, and why is this Freedom guy eyeing me in a creepy way...? Gahd, he IS a rapist ;^;
Kill him quickly then! We don't want a rapist to do what it does
Agnes: But I can't do anything without a Deity or anything. I'M useless ;^;

*Didn't you already use SEVERAL DIFFERENT SPELLS with NO CONNECTION TO THESE GUYS WHATSOEVER?!*

*FREEDOM is still charging!*

*THE LAVA DEITY just HOWLS.*

*THE RABID HOMESTUCK FANS are still killing ECRIVAIN.*

*IMAGE ARRIVAL METER: 5/9*

*I must warn you that you really DO, and I REALLY mean REALLY DO, have to kill FREEDOM (at least) to get out of here and ditch the fleet's tail, otherwise they'll be able to follow you-and you really don't want that right now. By the way, you have actually broken through and are out of the RaGNaK Formation at this point. Isn't going to stop IMAGE from coming over here anyways and wrecking you. That's just another reason why not to do so-you are legitimately screwed if you wait too long here.*