The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Wander]

*WANDER clings onto APOPH. While still sleeping. They have now wrapped themselves around APOPH. And are still sleeping. Dang, they are quite a heavy sleeper--*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH gets up, causing WANDER to fall onto the floor. APOPH gives a dead glare at WANDER, clearly saying, "I will murder you if you keep this **** up."*

[Wander]

*They can't see yooouuu, they're sleepiiiing. So they cling right back on again. They like stealing people's body warmth okay.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH proceeds to kick WANDER off his legs. He moves over to an opposite bench and sits down, his flail at the ready.*

Oi! No violence, especially towards sleeping friends! I will (not) turn this ship around, mister!

[Wander]

*You know, this clinging ain't stopping anytime soon. WANDER "accidentally" clings onto APOPH's face now. AKA they totally did it on purpose but at the same time for reals by accident. Whoops.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH rips WANDER off his face and throws them off into space, where they are shot dead and vaporized by IMAGE, who is still a thing. WANDER respawns on the ship, awake and alert due to their sudden and unpredictable death.*

OI! WHAT DID I SAY?

Apoph: What, you're going to turn the ship around now and have Image take those romance organs and probably kill us all?

Haha **** no

[Wander]

yoooo who did that

that aint cool man

i was just sleepin

rude

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: I was trying to sleep without some robot clinging to my face. Rude. *APOPH scoffs.*

Uh oh. I smell a storm brewin'.

[Wander]

ohhhh i did the clinging thing again

i need warm things when i recharge

you were prolly the only warm thing around soooo

yeah sorry

cant say it wont happen again tho--

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: *APOPH flicks his flail, similar to how a lion or other large cat might flick their tails in order to intimidate someone.*

Say, Icy, if you wanna go all face-hugger on something, I think there's a fresh corpse downstairs in the cargo hold. Thank Pandora for that. But I can't say it'd be a good idea, 'cause I'm getting lots of bad vibes from it existing.