The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((College: Be a pain in the rear. Actually expect actual lag on these updates more often now.))

*shadow kicks everyone with their retrieved loot to the next area*

*There is no next area! Instance cleared!*

Oh, we'll go, alright… BUT NOT BEFORE I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! …Oh, this doesn't… Nevermind. Just hold onto your hats! *SIVELOS activates the LUDICROUS SPEED option. LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!*

*APOPH calms down.*

Apoph: Guh… Remind me to shove my flail down his throat next time we meet.

*You activaet LUDICROUS SPEED...Except, as the guy chasing you is IMAGE, this is utterly pointless. You've pissed him off, but he can't quickly jump to a SUPERDIMENSION. Otherwise, he's faster than your ship. Your escape is impossible until you get out. Thankfully, the ship has a DAED.*

Hey look. Narrator guy says you're doing well.
Agnes: Oh. Cool. I thought I couldn't do anything to it looking at how beast it looks. *looks at Lava Deity and continues Blizzaga Spam*
Nice. Keep spamming the Blizzaga. Dunno how much more you need to do to win against it but meh.
Agnes: Yee. I know. *continues spamming. This feels like me spamming Susano-o in BD. But weaker spams.* Also, why are people running?
IDK but as soon as you defeat this guy you have to ask it to take you wherever people are going.
Agnes: Okay. Sure. I wish I can use Zisudra's Sin on this guy though. That would make things a lot easier.
Where's the challenge in that?
Agnes: It's. Uh. How...the Lava Deity can withstand the force of Zisudra...? Maybe?
Ehh. Okay then.

*Despite the instance officially ending, the LAVA DEITY is a separate target. To speed this up, however, you land a BRUTAL AFFRONT and instantly get him KO'd. As a summoner, you absorb a bit of his essence in his unconscious state-assuming you keep him (to SIVELOS'es detriment) you will be able to summon this guy at any time. By the way, his name is FRALUS.*

Save your energy, LA. The foe is dead and we don't want the boss to arrive. (Although should I reveal to everyone that I had actually exchanged the organs for some unicorn steak?)

*What organs?*

I wonder how the others are doing.

---Meanwhile…--

Light Chaos: So… got any 8's?

Nightmare: Go fish.

*The camera zooms out to reveal the two sitting on a large pile of L00T. It looks like they went on a dungeon run while you were gone.*

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Probably nothing important.

*Meanwhile, TAZZ is bartering with shopkeepers.*

Tazz: [DATA EXPUNGED] YOU TOO! HAZARLON'S LEFT KIDNEY IS WORTH TWELVE OF THOSE [REDACTED] JAVELIN CLASSES!

*We'll leave him be. Rebecca is contemplating her BLACK ROSE KEY.*

Rebecca:...

*OMINOUS is kind of just wandering around in the laboratories of your main ship, which, for future reference, is the BRONZE COMPASS.*

*And lastly, we have CARCINO and JEREMY, discussing classes. CARCINO is steadily growing convinced that he has utterly lost his mind.*

Agnes: But I don't want to leave when I can't summon at least one Deity o3o
Also, where are people going anyway? I see so many people running away.

*You're technically not running-you're on a ship out of there.*

*You're fleeing - via stolen warship - from two huge armies of super powered lunatics more than capable of killing you all horribly.*

And I'm piloting it! *LUDICROUS SPEED has made a significant contribution to your escape attempt. All you have to do now is shake IMAGE off your tail and you're good as gold.*

*You need to activate the DAED and find the appopriate location to do so...Fortunately, it's not far, according to the map.*

haha ss almost won! actually 48 hours...thats way to long. Latio you should change it to 24 hours.

*Considering what people are currently staying here for, it is safe to say that it would be easier to just keep it the way it is. That, and I don't want a million of these.*

I would have won a while ago if it was 24 hours, friend. :P

PREPARE TO SEE MY NAME PAINT THE VICTORY WALL!

*You've already done that!*

Fresh................corpse???

*The above is only quoted because the rest descends into irrelevancy.*

*SIVELOS activates the DAED and gets the eff out of there! You fortutiously arrive closeby where you left. TAZZ is still bartering for ships, apparently, as none aside from the five you originally had are still there.*

*You can now safely open the casket...If that's even possible. Hopefully there isn't another dungeon to run to get it open.*