The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

St. Valentine's organs. You know, the reason why we are being chased? (Though we've always been chased...)

Casket? What?

*ST. VALENTINE'S ORGANS are not the reason you are being chased! And you are currently not being chased!*

*KAMI LORD'S COFFIN. You know, the ACTUAL reason why you are being chased!*

FINALLY! *SIVELOS parks the ship, leaps away from the controls, and heads over to the COFFIN.*

Let's crack this sucker open. *SIVELOS attempts to open it with various magic techs.*

Apoph: Bluh...

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Kami Lord's coffin, Ecrivain. It's the whole reason we're in this situation.

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Also, by corpse, I mean whatever is left of whatever Pandora killed in the Cargo Hold.

*SIVELOS means the TURAHK.*

Yeah, the Tu- WAIT WHAT!?

WHY IS THERE A RAHKSHI IN THE CARGO HOLD!?

How did a Rahkshi get on a Legion's ship!? How did they get a Rahkshi!? THOSE SHOULDN'T EXIST!!

Apoph: What are you screaming about!? What's a rock-see?

It's Rahkshi… And a Rahkshi is a sign that the Legion has gotten far too strong for its own good. But how they got hold of one is beyond me… Argh, hold on, I need to think.

Apoph: I've never heard of a Rahkshi… Whatever. I'm sure they're not that big of a deal. *APOPH takes over SIVELOS's attempts to open KAMI LORD's coffin.*

*Neither of your attempts work, but you DO recall the BRAILLE KEY. You don't see a Keyhole, but maybe it'll react somehow?*

Agnes: Ohey Fralus. Hai dere.
This is how I win my games. I keep spamming things I know would do good damage o3o
Agnes: I can tell. Now I see people trying to open that coffin. Hopefully a deity can open it right?
I'm pretty sure a deity can open a coffin.
Agnes: Let's see. *sends a prayer to the deity and asks it to open a coffin, which probably made it wary of our actions because why would you open a coffin? .3.*

*You can just call it up. FRALUS will obey you quite obediently. Once summoned, he will remain for the rest of the fight. However, there's no point, considering he's already here...And unconscious.*

Apoph: We need to revive the person who is in the coffin. Uh... corpse, rather.

*SIVELOS is ranting about something.*

HAAAAARGH--

*To be specific, the person (or corpse) in question is the one and only KAMI LORD, master of the Lords. He, along with a bunch of other things, was created by SIVELOS for... some purpose. KAMI LORD was killed by his second-in-command, the now deceased LIGHTNING LORD, in order to prevent an invading demon army from capturing him. It may seem radical, yes, but KAMI LORD possesses immense foresight, so he had to have a reason. Whatever the reason is is yet to be seen.*

*Well, you can at least attempt to use the BRAILLE KEY.*