The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*WANDER.EXE has stopped working due to the most overhype of overhype-ness. If that even makes sense. Anyway, they'll be back in a few moments or so. It's fine. Don't even worry about it.*

*You're definitely going to need upgrades to contain the hype next time.*

Agnes: So things happened. Yey.
Now we have to kill this guy that this dude talked about.

*You do, but if you tried now, you'd be screwed.*

Not right now, LA. Also, Tazz, how did you get here??

And also AYYYY PERSONAS! *SIVELOS inspects his PERSONA… Whatever it is. SIVELOS has a look of pure glee on his face.*

*It appears to be some kind of humanoid dragon in some leather armor, with an iron viking helmet, iron sword and an iron shield. Not entirely what you were expecting.*

???: I am Dovahkiin, the Born Hunter of Dragons...From nothing, to greatness I came, with a voice to shatter the skies...And with much resting on my shoulders I bore the weight of a world in peril...Let us walk this path together.

*You have obtained DOVAHKIIN! Your FOOL card turns into an image of yourself! You have learned the techniques RAIKOUZAN and FUS-RO-DAH! RAIKOUZAN is a super-powerful (in comparison to attacks of a similar nature) electricity-charge slash, and FUS causes instant trip-over to anyone in the way.*

That's a lot of exposition. I'll need to back up that data. *logs into alternate account*

Username: ghostlyTrickster
Password: **********

I don't think I can use the organs at the moment. :>

*That is totally correct. You can't. Any weapon you could make with it would be over your Class level.*

You just love causing mayhem, don't you? But what do I know, that may be important.

Also, bRUH-- *SIVELOS continues gushing over his PERSONA.*

Apoph: So wait a minute… How DID I become Overlord, if you created me? From what I remember, I displayed my strength to the populace, and they assisted me in taking the throne… But that's all I can remember. It happened quite a while ago, and everything seemed to be going well. Then he showed up. *Something tells you that APOPH isn't just referring to BAAL. Oh well, it's probably nobody important.*

*Except, considering the colors, it probably IS someone important. Or at least, WAS important.*

Tazz: I'm willing to bet that this wasn't exactly the case, given what has been revealed previously...

*Aaaand they're back.*

//pokes siv's asterisks

EXCEPT IT'S PROBABLY SOMEONE SUPER IMPORTANT

DONT THINK I CANT SEE THAT REALLY NICE SHADE OF PURPLE TEXT YOURE USING

*EXACTLY!*

*I'm not SIVELOS. I am the NARRATOR. There's a huge difference, you know.*

And I'm Sivelos, not the Narrator.

*And this mystery person may or may not be important. You have encountered him and his own party of adventurers once before, but it was very short-lived because he just wandered off somewhere.*

Apoph: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM?!

*Uh… For now.*

Apoph: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FOR NOW!?

*He might be important to your soul quest, APOPH.*

Apoph: I… Ugh, whatever. Maybe I could exact my revenge on him then.

*Unlikely, what happens there seems to be awfully straightforward. Confront BAAL.*

i think apoph needs huuuugs ovo

*WANDER slowly comes in for a hug.*

*You hug APOPH.*

*APOPH sighs and submits to the hug. His expression is equal to the face of a broken ex-demon lord. The poor guy's been through a lot.*

Okay! So… what next…?

Light Chaos: Sivelos!

Oh hey. *LC and NIGHTMARE fly up and land on the GRAVEYARD.*

Light Chaos: I'm just going to get the elephant in the room out of the way now: WHAT HAPPENED?

We stole a Legion's Warship, fought Lycain, performed Grand Theft Kami Lord, fought a jerk named Freedom, and I had a revelation of the greatest class. ALSOIGOTMYPERSONAAAAA *SIVELOS displays his PERSONA.*

Nightmare: Hah. I love the grave robbing part.

Light Chaos: …And what happened to Kami Lord? *LC looks around.*

Oh, uh… *SIVELOS explains what KAMI LORD's ghost(?) told them.*

Light Chaos: I see… So there is much more to you than you know of. Interesting… I want to know more on this.

I know, right!?

Tazz: The theory of Narrative Importance specifically states that Sivelos will probably ONLY find the answers by continuing to follow the pre-established plotline, which is to say, doing more Soulquests and finding more Elder Souls.

HUGS ARENT WORKING

WE NEED A HAPPY APOPH AND THE HUGS ARENT WORKING

how do we get a happy apoph though

hmmmm

*WANDER starts scheming the schemest of schemes.*

*You come to the conclusion that APOPH might be happier if he did his SOULQUEST, because it seems to entail him retaking his throne.*

Tazz: OK, now what? Another Soulquest, or are we going to start hunting down Elder Souls in the New Superdimension?