Heatcrack: Well, good luck with that...We have no idea where we'd even find one to begin with, but that would actually work out perfectly...Maybe. I think we can hold out a little on our own-we'll get to you if we get desperate.

*The problem with that idea is...Have you MET a Metatorian before? The rod only works on souls you've physically met before.*

Ominous: The issue is, we haven't meta Metatorian before...Indeed, some are as old as Baal...

Tazz:...Some probably MET Baal...

Ominous:...Hrm...It looks like confronting Baal is within our near future the way things keep adding up.

Rebecca: Fortune favors us then-several paths converge to one.

Tazz: Knowing his MO, it's likely he'll take on a squad of ten of us singlehandedly for the crown...Apoph, Nightmare, Wander, it goes without saying that you three have to get in on the fight to get your requests fulfilled. Or whatever.

*WANDER, APOPH and NIGHTMARE are STATIC CHOICES for this matchup-please choose from your remaining seven. You WILL die, and plenty, so it is safe to say that the ELDER SOULS are off-limits for this match.*