The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*APOPH cracks his knuckles and grins.* Apoph: Ohohoh, I've been waiting for this.

Nightmare: I don't really care for him, personally. I approve of his methods, yes, but he's just so bland. If I must...

Hold on, hold on, wait. Do we need to kill him, or just reduce his health low enough? 'Cause I think Apoph has other things in mind.

Apoph: Don't you dare...

Light Chaos: Ahem… As much as this may be bad timing, I'm afraid I must depart for a bit.

What?? Why?

Light Chaos: Important business in the Gardens. Fear not, I will return shortly.

Uh… Well, okay then. Go ahead. *LC nods and flies off. LC is no longer a viable choice, nor in the party for the time being.*

Anyway, count me in on this.

*LC gets in the usual range of the Gardens...And finds a crater. BAAL's war machine probably had to go through the Gardens to get into the mulitverse considering how isolated it was, and probably took his servents as enemies (probably rightfully so). Owch.*

Death can never depart us though rumor has it some beings reign over death itself and they might be referred to as a God (capitalized for distinction from gods). *goes into off tangent mumblings*

*You're not even paying attention to game mechanics.*

*cough* DEITIES *cough*

Maybe there's a big machine that lets people respawn. Who knows...

*The respawn system is maintained by an organization known, creatively, as Respawns Incorporated. They're fairly generous in their business policies (usually willing to let you have a few freebies for unreasonable circumstances) and usually bet whoever's dying is going to be an adventurer (and thus have tons of gold) rather than pay for their services immediately. However, they themselves possess no superpowers and merely keep REALLY well hidden. You suspect they are a Superdimension-spanning force, somehow there before the DAED's invention, but you cannot prove it.*