Wait, WHO FAILED TO TELL ME MY TEAM WAS REFORMING?!

I AM THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ, TEAM AQUA CAPTAIN, AND I AM HERE TO MAKE ALL FOES OF AQUA WISH THEY DIDN'T DECIDE TO TAKE ON THE TITANS OF THE SEA!!! FOR AQUA!!!

Name: THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Pokemon: I have a favorite type of Pokemon: WATER! BUT OF COURSE!!!
Do you whole-heartedly pledge to aid in of Team Aqua's virtues?: I don't care if I already answered this question in the affirmative already! I FIRMLY AND WHOLE-HEARTEDLY PLEDGE MY FULL SELF INTO EVERY LAST EVERYTHING TEAM AQUA HAS! BECAUSE LAND MEANS LEDGES, THE BAAAAAAAAAAAANE OF AAAAAAALLLLLLLL NONEXISTEEEEEENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, you guys were awesome last time.