The PXR Vending Machine!

[Fate]

Out comes a whole lot of judgment for supporting a knock-off brand.

*inserts a Rubik's cube*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes my lack of intelligence. Hurr durr.

In goes a fancy Tophat.

[Fate]

Out comes a dead Mr. Peanut.

*inserts that dog in Monopoly*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a Battleship.

In goes Catie-Chan.

[Fate]

Out comes whatever the nearest noun is in the closest book to you on page 21 paragraph 2 line 3 word 7.

*inserts Tazz's colorless Salamence*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a Red-Cyan Salamance.

*Inserts a dime.*

[Fate]

Out comes twenty cherry pies, a basket of read, two bottles of whiskey, and a violin. Only for a dime!

*inserts an old harmonica*

[AWA1997]

Out comes a man sitting in prison.

In goes a working antique clarinet.

[Fate]

Out comes a working antique clarinet whose value has just been seriously diminished.

*inserts a grand piano*

[Trainer17]

Out comes Mozart
In goes pizza

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