The PXR Vending Machine!

[Fate]

Out comes a very angry Fate. How dare you insert my signature!

*inserts statistics homework*

[Bulbasaur]

Out comes a calculator!

*inserts calculus homework*

[Fate]

Out comes the limit as n approaches infinity of 1/n.

*inserts English literature homework*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

out comes a copy of a Midsummer's Night Dream.

In goes a literal Banhammer.

[Fate]

Out comes laughter, followed by a remark: "You ain't mod no more. Your "banhammer" can't do nothin' to me."

*inserts my trailing thoughts*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a paragraph of detialed description on people as Pokemon.

In goes a bag of Starburst candies.

[Fate]

The machine was a filter, so out comes all the non-cherry ones because cherry Starbursts SUCK.

*inserts a pound of Skittles*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Out comes a pound of Sour skittles.

IN goes a key.

[Fate]

Out comes a guy who's had a genius idea: "Hey! I've got it! We make a Pokemon based on a set of keys!"

*inserts this damn block puzzle I can't do*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OUt comes a block puzzle that's ten times as convulated.

In goes a Rubix Cube.