The PXR Vending Machine!

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a perfectly objective generic

In goes blood

[Dragon Master Mike]

Out comes a beating heart.

*Inserts a vending machine*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes vaccum (since nothing went in ;) )

In goes zero

[Shiny Totodile]

Umm, you didn't finish your post sooooooooo

*inserts George Washington*

[Lovecraft]

You got ninja'd honey :x

Out comes Mount Rushmore

In goes a dollar bill

[Shiny Totodile]

Outcomes a dollar bill (it was wrinkled)

*inserts straitened dollar bill*

[Lovecraft]

Out comes a penny

In goes a quarter

[Sir Sivelos]

Out comes a penny once more.

In goes a Trigger Warning.

[Lovecraft]

9ut c9mes a s9cial justice warri9r

In goes an apple

[Suicune's Fire]

And out rolls an electrode. It proceeds to explode.

An eyeball goes in!