The Ribald Tale of Tim!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Barely thirty seconds into his walk to the store, he was attacked by a rabid stray cat!

[Sir Sivelos]

Tim quickly put his money into his pocket to avoid it being damaged.

[Ganyu]

He rolled up his sleeves and began to advance cautiously to the cat, keeping a sharp eye on its every movement.

[Sir Sivelos]

He was almost away from the rabid cat, when, all of a sudden, it pounces!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tim jumped backwards, narrowly avoiding the cat and its sharp claws.

[Sir Sivelos]

The cat, distracted by a passing mouse, scurries off into a nearby bush.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tim wiped some sweat off of his brow, seemingly safe for now.

[Sir Sivelos]

As he kept walking, he found that the bridge across the river, which was the way to the Games Store, was broken!

[Bulbasaur]

Desperate to get his new game, Tim raced west, to the next nearest bridge.

[Sir Sivelos]

He manages to cross the bridge.