The Ribald Tale of Tim!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

This route happened to take him through several alleyways, the first of which sporting nothing out of the ordinary bar a Pickaxe.

[Sir Sivelos]

Tim went to inspect the pickaxe.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The pickaxe was laying next to a garbage can, too big to fit in it, yet the pickaxe itself was brand new.

[Sir Sivelos]

Wondering why somebody would throw out a brand new pickaxe, Tim puts it in his pocket (again, Tim has REALLY deep pockets).

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tim continued on the path of many alleyways, encountering nothing further of note until he finds a random thug, back turned to Tim and unawares of our extremely generic protagonist.

[Sir Sivelos]

Tim tries to sneak around the Unsuspecting Thug, but he accidentally steps on a unfortunately placed twig!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The now-suspecting thug turns around and levies a table leg against Tim, intending to mug him!

[Sir Sivelos]

In a hurry, Tim instinctively pulls out the Pickaxe he found earlier!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The thug quickly realizes that he's quite outclassed in the makeshift arms department, drops the table leg and cash, and runs away, leaving Tim unscathed.

[Sir Sivelos]

Tim claims 40$ and a Table Leg from the Thug!