The Ribald Tale of Tim!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

On the other side was a brick wall of seemingly limitless size, which he had no methods to bypass at the moment.

[Sir Sivelos]

So, Tim decided to cross the river by boat.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

He could also swim really good, but a boat would probably be somewhat more sane and less exhausting.

[Sir Sivelos]

So, he searched his side of town until he found all of the boat drivers around.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The number of boat-driving individuals turned out to be one: Old Man Shermenybobluckyman the Sailor.

[Sir Sivelos]

Tim is horrified when he realizes Old Man Shermenybobluckyman the Sailor charges $25 per ticket!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

He would run out of money to buy the game if he took the ticket, so it looked like swimming was the only real way across the river.

[Ganyu]

He takes off his shirt, leaves it on a dry patch on the bank, and dives into the water.

[Sir Sivelos]

Unfortunately, mid-dive, he thinks, "How the heck am I going to get my $50 over to the other side dry?"

[Ganyu]

Thankfully, his wallet was made of waterproof leather, and he glided halfway through the river.