The Ribald Tale of Tim!

[Sir Sivelos]

After a long and treacherous battle against the current, he washes up on the other side.

[Ganyu]

He found that his pants were heavy, not just due to being wet.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

This was because a very displaced wild octopus had decided to latch itself to his legs.

[Ganyu]

The wild octopus began secreting a pungent liquid.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tim quickly kicked it off before it could do anything worse, sending the octopus flying back into the river.

[Sir Sivelos]

The pungent liquid was simply octopus ink, placing an ugly stain on Tim's leg.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

"I can just wash that off later," Tim thought while pulling his backup shirt out of his pocket (Tim had really deep pockets).

[Sir Sivelos]

After putting on his back-up shirt, Tim find that a large boulder is blocking the Main Street!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tim was confused by this (and the previous brick wall), but as the Game store wasn't on Main street this wasn't particularly bothersome.

[Sir Sivelos]

Tim thus went on the quickest and easiest route to the Games Store.