The Ribald Tale of Tim!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Dredd, the Electrike got hit, not the Torchic-and said Electrike got OHKO'd at that.))

The Treeko, Mudkip and Torchic quickly slammed themselves against the Mightyena's head to minimal success, while Tim pulled out the Table Leg from his excessively deep pockets and the Mightyena lurked ever closer to Tim, Birch and May.

[Ganyu]

The Mightyena's muscles twitched and spammed as it howled in pain.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tim realized that the Mightyena had been frozen by the paralysis, and quickly ordered his two Pokemon to bash against the wolf's head one more time, and when they did so, he swung his Table leg at the beast, finally KO'ing it.

[Sir Sivelos]

After obtaining, his sweet EXP, Tim turned to the girl and Professor Birch, shaken up.

[ShadowJay]

Tim finally had a chance to get a good look at May, and it felt like somebody had just used Attract on him!

[Ganyu]

His cheeks reddened.

[ShadowJay]

May's cheeks reddened as well, signalling that there was a connection between her and Tim.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

"OK, lovebirds, I think I'd rather go back to the lab before a whole Mightyena pack comes rushing at us," Birch said teasingly, walking back towards the lab despite his limp.

[Ganyu]

The two of them blushed and the group made their way to Birch Labs.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Back at Birch Labs, Birch proved very generous in rewarding Tim for his heroics, allowing him to keep both of the selected starters, giving him 3000 Yen (equivalent to 30 dollars), and a fresh Pokedex to catalog the wild Pokemon he comes across.