Avatar Roleplay: The Second Coming

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Fashion? We don't really wear clothes. I mean, I think we had a vest once.
Big guy: AN ASSAULT VEST! HAHAHA! GET IT?!
Pete: *Rim shot*

[Sir Sivelos]

This is terrible… I cannot stand to be here any longer with you primitives. KING KNIGHT SHALL NOT STAND FOR THIS DISASTER OF FASHION!

[Wander]

HORRID CYAN?! WHY, I OUGHTA SQUISH YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW-- nonono caaaalm dowwwn Chromia, Ironhide says you gotta take deeeeeep vents.

*Chromia takes several deep breaths.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I have much more important things to do. Who knows… Maybe Tinker Knight will find you all to be interesting. That minuscule freak flocks to ugly machines… *KING KNIGHT struts off, adding a few ticks to his SWAGGER METER.*

[Wander]

Ugh, I cannot believe the nerve of some people. Like, not even Moonracer is that annoying! Well actually she is a tiny bit almost.

[Sir Sivelos]

*You hear KING KNIGHT's angry call as TINKER KNIGHT is flung out of a DIMENSIONAL HOLE, landing flat onto his mask.*

*TINKER KNIGHT gets up.* Gah, noise, noise, too much noise! Here I thought I could just get some work done, when KING KNIGHT of all people barges in and throws me to TROUPPLE KING knows where… And… *TINKER KNIGHT looks up at CHROMIA.* Oh my...

[Wander]

Uh. Hey there? I'm assuming you're the Tinker Knight that dumb king guy from before was talking about?

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes, I am Tinker Knight. And you're very, very, very big… Those servos of yours must be calibrated to the utmost details to replicate such fine movement… And the hydraulics… … … *mumbles something*

[Wander]

Hah, yeah, I guess. Vector Sigma is indeed quite the miracle worker when it comes to forging us. However, there are some who are what we called "constructed cold"; not made by Vector Sigma's energy pulses, but that was way long ago before I was forged, and there aren't many 'bots constructed cold around anymore. 'Course, you can tell the difference between a forged 'bot from one constructed cold by their movement. Forged 'bots have more fluid movement, which is why most of the best medics are forged.

[Sir Sivelos]

I see… I construct robots, myself. I engineer a lot of things. I used to make war machines, but now I make toys for children ever since The Enchantress fell.