Avatar Roleplay: The Second Coming

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Pffft, "Innocent" bystanders. Big woop. They've probably done one bad thing in their entire lives.
Big guy: THOSE DECEIVERS!

[Sir Sivelos]

Taurus: Precisely. Everybody had performed a vile act sometime in their lives… Which is why the current Reality is imperfect. I would go into detail, but I won't disclosed classified information.

[Sir Sivelos]

((THIS THREAD NEEDS NEW LIFE BREATHED INTO IT!))

*A KECLEON, toting a large, reddish carpet, sits down, spreading the carpet on the ground. Many pieces of L00T (loot) of varying rarities are laid out on the carpet. This is clearly a traveling KECLEON MERCHANT.*

…? No customers? Shame… Maybe I should wait here so customers will appear.

[The-Hydra]

(Now this is what I call new life)

Big guy: HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY JELLY BEANS?
Pete: Woah now, Larry, don't make any sudden movements. We don't want him cloning his 999 BST self all over this place and attacking us.

[Sir Sivelos]

((I am an expert in CPR, fufufu.))

Well, I have these~! *KECLEON holds up a BLACK GUMMI and a ROYAL GUMMI. Dark- and Dragon-typed gummis that are perfect for HYDREIGONS!*

I will charge 800 Poké for each! *KECLEON lays down the gummis on the carpet, in front of Big Guy, Pete, and Larry.*

[Wander]

((omfg its pmd kecleon //shot))

....And you're a what now?

[Sir Sivelos]

I am a humble merchant of the Kecleon Shop and Wares!

I travel far and wide, gathering all items I can find, and selling them to those who cannot brave mystery dungeons.

It's an enriching trade, I promise.

Would you like to browse my wares~? *KECLEON gestures to the items laid down on the carpet.*

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Well, that's some great stuff, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any money, unless Big guy consumed any in the last 24 hours.
Pete: Could we possibly borrow a Hurl orb?

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, shame! You don't have any money. *KECLEON puts the GUMMIs away.*

If you want, you must buy~!

[Dennis Jansen]

Pikachu: Heyyyoooo... wait... where am i?