PXR Quote Thread

[Noblejanobii]

Quotes from Rust:
NobleJanobii: So yeah I think we should just stay close to-BEAR BEAR!!
Azura: What- oh welp now I'm dead.
NobleJanobii: *nopes out of this situation*
Azura: Hey I spawned right back at the lighthouse. I'm gonna go after the bear.
NobleJanobii: No don't- actually you know what go for it.
Azura: Why did that bear attack us anyway?
NobleJanobii: It's because we have a campfire going in tall grass. It's Smokey the bear. Only you can prevent wildfires mother****er.
NobleJanobii: Wait, Azura where are you?
Azura: On the other side of the house.
NobleJanobii: Okay, because the bear is like right next to me and I don't see you. Oh wait there you are. And the bear just disappeared- BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR
Azura: What? *gets rekted by a second bear*
NobleJanobii: THERE'S TWO BEARS THERE'S TWO BEARS SMOKEY THE BEAR BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS ERIC GET OVER HER FASTER

Later after Chakra reached us:
NobleJanobii: So we can head- Smokey the bear SMOKEY THE BEAR
Azura: What- *gets rekted*
Chakra: *deals with the bear*
NobleJanobii: *flees*

Later whilst explaining the situation of Smokey the Bear to my roommates who heard me screaming...
NobleJanobii: So then this second bear shows up and *dies laughing as Azura struts past my screen with no pants on* Azura why did you just do that?

And various other quotes:

NobleJanobii: IT'S THAT HORSE! I'M GONNA GET THAT HORSE!

NobleJanobii: I WAS GOING THIS WAY AND YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO TURN AROUND! You realize this is why Smokey the Bear found us right?

NobleJanobii: Yo, I'm pretty sure this is where I died to Smokey the Bear the first time we played this.

Chakramaster: Just so you know, I only have seven bullets left.
NobleJanobii: That's only enough for one Smokey the Bear.

NobleJanobii: So apparently, if you are only wearing two pieces of clothing, the helicopter won't come after you.
Chakramaster: all because I wanted to wear some boots.

NobleJanobii: You see this boneclub I got? It's from that horse.

Azura: No don't go chase after that deer! That's the direction of the army base!
NobleJanobii: *Proceeds to chase after deer anyway*

Chakramaster: You're on fire! YOU'RE ON FIRE!
NobleJanobii: *gets off campfire* ..............No I'm not. You didn't see that.
Chakramaster: I heard you burning!
NobleJanobii: NO YOU DIDN'T! *runs to a different campfire*

NobleJanobii: Yo I think I see the helicopter but I'm not sure. Either that or it's the moon.
Azura: I'm taking off my pants just in case.

Chakramaster: I'm starting to realize why making a base in the desert is a bad idea.
Azura: How so?
WOLF AND COYOTES HOWL AND YIP IN THE DISTANCE
Chakramaster: If we have to defend ourselves against that all night then I can see why.
Later...
LOUD GROWLING AND HOWLING AND BITING NOISES
Chakramaster: .....
Azura and NobleJanobii: That didn't sound good. Eric?
Azura: You good?
Chakramaster: Not really, I'm almost dead.
NobleJanobii: Why did you scream for help!