Was talking with a friend who goes by the name Blondie.
Spoiler:

Blondie: "I have been playing Pokemon for 11 years but never encountered a shiny."
Me: "I wanna catch a shiny Swablu and evolve it to Altaria."
Me: "I'm fluffy and I'm faaaaaaaaaaaabulooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuus!"