[WAR] Jupiter Mining Corporation

[Suicune's Fire]

[Elbub]

5] Curry Night on Fridays

I have a problem with this. Shouldn't curry night be pretty much every night? Not every night, of course, but pretty much. Case in point;

"We don't eat curries every night, if that's what you mean. In fact, I distinctly remember a time last June: Mr Lister had a pizza."
"That's right."
"Remember? And you didn't like it. But then I poured curry sauce all over it, and he just yummed it up!"

So maybe revise that rule to 5] Pizza night in June (optional). Curry all other nights.

I'm totally not here because I'm naturally drawn to this team, I mean looking at my freaking avatar. Maybe I should just join, I mean they don't even have a ship's hologram, or a neurotic Mechanoid yet, I mean what's the worst-nope. Not doing it. Team Elbub needs me.

[PV]

I reckon you're neurotic enough to join us Elbub

Your point about Curry night is noted and will be discussed at the next board meeting.

[Elbub]

You know what.

YOU KNOW WHAT.

If a WAR team can originate that is based around literally one of my favourite universes in the literary and video world, and I don't join it, then I don't think I could forgive myself.

Username: Elbub
Number: 23
Skills: I'm the ASB judge. Guaranteed points, baby.

But if you need more convincing (I may have let myself down with the whole 1-10 thing), then please take on board this sterling piece of character evidence;

I ask the court, look at this man. This man who sat and failed his astro-navigation exam on no less than 13 occasions. This sad man. This pathetic man. This joke of a man.

I ask the court one key question: Would the Space Core ever have allowed this man to be in a position of authority where he might endanger the entire crew? A man so petty and small minded, he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...

..a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over-zealous, trumped up little squirt...

...an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot.

Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt.

[Saraibre Ryu]

You know what.

YOU KNOW WHAT.

If a WAR team can originate that is based around literally one of my favourite universes in the literary and video world, and I don't join it, then I don't think I could forgive myself.

Username: Elbub
Number: 23
Skills: I'm the ASB judge. Guaranteed points, baby.

But if you need more convincing (I may have let myself down with the whole 1-10 thing), then please take on board this sterling piece of character evidence;

I ask the court, look at this man. This man who sat and failed his astro-navigation exam on no less than 13 occasions. This sad man. This pathetic man. This joke of a man.

I ask the court one key question: Would the Space Core ever have allowed this man to be in a position of authority where he might endanger the entire crew? A man so petty and small minded, he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...

..a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over-zealous, trumped up little squirt...

...an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot.

Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt.

NO. TEAM ELBUB HAS FALLEN. TEAM ELBUB HAS BEEN BETRAAAAAAAYED.

[PV]

You know what.

YOU KNOW WHAT.

If a WAR team can originate that is based around literally one of my favourite universes in the literary and video world, and I don't join it, then I don't think I could forgive myself.

Username: Elbub
Number: 23
Skills: I'm the ASB judge. Guaranteed points, baby.

But if you need more convincing (I may have let myself down with the whole 1-10 thing), then please take on board this sterling piece of character evidence;

I ask the court, look at this man. This man who sat and failed his astro-navigation exam on no less than 13 occasions. This sad man. This pathetic man. This joke of a man.

I ask the court one key question: Would the Space Core ever have allowed this man to be in a position of authority where he might endanger the entire crew? A man so petty and small minded, he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...

..a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over-zealous, trumped up little squirt...

...an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot.

Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt.

Welcome aboard to our new Series 4000 Droid Elbub, he will be responsible for general housekeeping, providing reminders of duties and acting as supreme overlord of the Scutters. (Please keep Archie under control)

Please find enclosed your complimentary signature:

Spoiler:

Following an emergency board meeting, rule 5 has seen an alteration:

Curry Night is Every Night! (Korma is acceptable. Pizza may be considered a valid substitute in June)

[Suicune's Fire]

ELBUB! 8D Welcome to the ranks! I think there's a typo in your avatar. I believe it should say "smegmode"?

[Ganyu]

ELBUB! You're here! =D

[Elbub]

ELBUB! 8D Welcome to the ranks! I think there's a typo in your avatar. I believe it should say "smegmode"?

Hahaha, it could quite easily couldn't it? But no, smug mode is what it should say. And thank you.

ELBUB! You're here! =D

That I be.

[Anubis]

Welcome, Elbub!

Also, I'll be less active here at PXR for several days. I'm just not feeling the best physically or emotionally, and am finding it hard to get into things right now. But I will be back before too long, I promise.