[WAR] Jupiter Mining Corporation

[PV]

You can't frighten me! I'm a coward, I'm always scared! - Arnold Judas Rimmer

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.

Have you dreamed of a future of glory, fame and immortality? Well good news for those of you who won't get any of that! The Jupiter Mining Corporation are recruiting new members to board our flagship Red Dwarf to head Back to Earth and compete in the WAR. We cannot guarantee the absence of any GELFs. Species known as Pokemon have not yet been utilised by the Corps for our Space Exploration missions, and they could well be a vital commodity in future missions. Under the command of Captain Vultan, Red Dwarf is returning to Earth to obtain numerous species of these Pokemon in order to undertake vital research into the viability of their usage on other terran planets across the galaxy through whatever means necessary.

We're here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and thanks to the Holly Hop Drive, we have a pretty substantial supply of gum, so we'll start with that.

What we stand for



1] Adherance to Space Corps Directives
2] Terraforming to produce new S3 Planets (Recreating Cleveland is forbidden)
3] Promoting a Positive Work Environment
4] The occasional bit of genetic enhancement
5] Curry Night is Every Night! (Korma is acceptable. Pizza may be considered a valid substitute in June)



Discipline

If anyone does anything particularly naughty, I'll have to get Mr. Flibble in.





Sign up here future Space Cadets, you probably won't regret it too much

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Skills: The things you can do in the WAR



Crew Directory
Total Crew: 16


Captain Vultan

Canary Wrangler monkeybard
Catering Officer Ghostwriter
Console Executive Arteest76
Deck Sergeant Elrond
Drive Officer Eternal NewMoon
Engineer 1st Class Ravyne
Engineer 2nd Class DHPflareon
First Console Officer 3m0d0ll
Flight Coordinator a3person
Medi-Bot Marius
Navigation Officer ninjaskarmory
Ship's Cat Suicune's Fire
Series 4000 Droid Elbub
Technician 1st Class Maxie The Weavile
Technician 2nd Class Tiesoul