Quote Originally Posted by Vultan View Post
I knew you'd cave in eventually
Welcome aboard! We just had an opening for a new Ship's Cat! The lost one found a sparkly thing and followed it to his heart's content, unfortunately that Sparkly thing was a Sun and he hasn't returned. Your main duties will be inspecting the quality of fish in the vending machines, always having something new to wear and using your incredible sense of smell to guide us if the consoles go down.
May that cat find out what he's looking for. I'm very happy with those duties! :D Proud to serve, captain! Thanks for the banner!