Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, whoops. Looks like Terminus won't work anymore since it spawns a black hole…

Terminus: 0 / 10 ;(

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 17/30

Random Charge: 1

I do nothing but build more charge and wait to see how my previous post's actions work out.

[Sonic20]

Since my last post's actions still haven't played out, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 2/6

I then pull out my Crystal Barrage rifle, and promptly fire a huge wave of energy-coated shards into the atmosphere above, allowing me to send them in whenever I like. Unless the godmodder destroys them.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hopefully Tazz comes around soon, I got something planned.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Suddenly, for no apparent reason, I break inactivity, and perform a SMASH 4 REVEAL out of nowhere, leaping into the screen!

Taking advantage of my appearance for no apparent reason, I toss an ordinary looking baseball, but upon reaching the Godmodder's destination, it splits open, launching bombs containing immeasurable amounts of compressed electricity everywhere near the Godmodder!

While the explosion settles, I begin mustering up intense amounts of chaotic energy.

Energy Charge: 1 / 6

The Godmodder's destination turns out to be cuba, so it sails away to Cuba, confusing the Godmodder. It'll still do its intended purpose at the end of turn.

+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 2/5 (+1 from Mike). Sorry Mike, but I'm doing this. You can boost me if you wish. Metal Gathered: 80

ERECTING A SHIELD

I put a carbon nanogel (something from the mainline DTG series) shield around the Sentry. I then pull out a plasma gun and fire hundreds of 10,000 degree (I doubt that celsius or fahrenheit really matters in this case) magnetically shaped helium bullets at Dianka. Since Dianka is organic, the plasma burns right through him and right out the other side. Ouch. This is why the Protoss should have has no trouble killing all of the Zerg if Starcraft was in real life.

Carbon Nanogel is non-canon here, because by the law of this not being canon to mainline DTG, mainline DTG is not canon here! You fail to give a shield!

600 damage to Dianka!

Sorry about that, I kind of forgot. Since I'm basically restarting the charge, I'll just go back to 1 / 10.

Terminus: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I take out a walky-talky and speak into it. Sirens blare, and the Godmodder has a peculiar feeling that he should look up. He does, and he sees a large Thermonuclear Bomb, just microseconds before it strikes.

The resulting wave of fire completely eradicates the grass for around a mile, turning a portion of our arena into a barren radioactive wasteland. A large mushroom cloud billows into the sky, and the blast wave flattens the ground for miles outward. Dinaka is thrown by the blast wave and hits a mountain, the impact of it momentarily stunning him. The fate of the Godmodder is yet to be seen...

The Godmodder face-tanks the atom bomb. Pff, silly thermonuclear explsions. Do you think his armor isn't immune to radiation or explosions? As for Dianka, 200 damage!

You could set that at 2/10. It doesn't have to be continuous.

Powerful Summon: 16/30

Charge: 2

First of all, I give my X2 charge to Gutza to add to one of his charges. Second of all, while Sir Sivelos is dropping the bomb, I dig underneath the godmodder, pulling his feet underground and holding him there so he can't run.

Giving someone charge can be expressed as, simply, "+2 to Gutza," in your case.

The Godmodder is pinned and unable to dodge! Of course, the bomb did nothing. HOpefully the next attack does.

Terminus: 2 / 10

I continue filling the Tetraseed with a strange dark substance. Whatever, it probably doesn't matter.

While I do so, I give everybody gas masks so the fall out doesn't bite us in the rear.

You give everyone Gas Masks.

+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 5/5 (+2 from Mike) Metal Gathered: 200 Complete!

I use my charge to upgrade the Sentry to level 2. I then start work on two more charges...

Level 3 Sentry 1/10 Metal Gathered: 20
Batman: 1/20 ((DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!))

Finally I create a antimatter nuke and surround it with a ball of negative matter. Negative matter is matter that has negative inertia. Basically, if you push it, instead of it moving away, it pushes at you. I aim it at the Godmodder and push it towards myself with a massive amount of force, making it fly towards the Godmodder at very high speeds. Just as it is about to hit him, I detonate the nuke. Because of the negative matter's properties, it implodes instead of exploding. It compresses so hard that it forms a black hole, which tears the Godmodder apart through spaghettification and sucks his atoms in.

Sentry upgraded!

The Godmodder pulls out a White Hole and neutralizes the Black Hole by throwing it in! Don't ask how he got that in his Hyperspace Arsenal.

Oh, whoops. Looks like Terminus won't work anymore since it spawns a black hole…

Terminus: 0 / 10 ;(

What part of ONLY TWO POSTS A TURN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

Seriously though. I thought I made that clear.

Powerful Summon: 17/30

Random Charge: 1

I do nothing but build more charge and wait to see how my previous post's actions work out.

You can have two posts of actions a turn. This did not need to be wasted on NOTHING!

Since my last post's actions still haven't played out, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 2/6

I then pull out my Crystal Barrage rifle, and promptly fire a huge wave of energy-coated shards into the atmosphere above, allowing me to send them in whenever I like. Unless the godmodder destroys them.

The Godmodder is curious as to what they do...

+2 to Sivelos

Level 3 Sentry 2/10 Metal Gathered: 40
Batman: 2/30

I speak to the Godmodder.

"Hey, Godmodder! You godmod. Does that not make you a hypocrite?"

When the Godmodder gives his confused response, I give a logically sound explanation.

"Godmodding equals money. Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. Five. Quid pro quo."

I then continue speaking.

"Five is also the number of points in a pentagram. Therefore you are a satanist. If you are a satanist, you are related to Hagrid. If you are related to Hagrid, you are a potato."

The Godmodder looks down to see that he is now a potato (he wasn't transformed into a potato. He always was a potato). Suddenly, GLaDOS!

"Oh look. Someone is ripping my shtick off. Well, looks like you can't infringe on my life experiences anymore. That would be intellectual property violation. I know that makes no sense, but I need an excuse to harm you. For science. You monster"

GLaDOS then throws the Potatomodder into an incinerator.

I'll be honest. If this wasn't your third post OUT OF TWO, this would have worked. It was creative enough, but you posted three times out of two.

If this does not teach you people to only post twice, I do not know what will. If I feel abrasive about this, consider me a harsh tutor.

Hopefully Tazz comes around soon, I got something planned.

Hopefully it's a ridiculous attack idea that damages the Godmodder!

...

The Lightning Baseball bombs come back, but the Godmodder is ready with a rubber wall to block it!

The Level 2 Sentry and Sora smack Dianka for a total of 1,200! Dianka strikes back against the Sentry for 800, but takes 200 in retaliation as well! The Sentry's fire is too concentrated. The Godmodder uses a dark ritual to summon a ton of Neoshadows that quickly death-pounce Sora, before the Godmodder LE VANISH'es them to oblivion, dealing 1,500 damage to Sora!

The Godmodder looks to grow bored if you don't start challenging him soon. It's the only reason he hasn't gone on to start destroying the forum already! Or maybe he's thinking of making this party 'liven up?' I don't really want to know or find out, hustle!

...

[AG] Level 2 Sentry: 1,200/2,000

[AG] Sora: 1,500/3,000

[PG] Dianka: 3,400/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 99/100

[Sir Sivelos]

It is time…

I take out a present box, with a tag on it reading… oh. OH NO. THESE PRESENTS… THEY BELONG TO…

Suddenly, THE LORD MICHAEL… JACKSON appears out of a column of light!

I quickly toss the present at the Godmodder, who catches it out of reflex.

The Lord Michael: I am here for my GIFTS, Godmodder!

The Lord Michael moonwalks over to the Godmodder, before taking his hat in his hand, and…

The Lord Michael: COME ON!

The Lord Michael performs a combo on the Godmodder using his hat as a sword (somehow), which brings a tear to everyone's eyes! That's how impressively epic it is! Even the Godmodder is amazed, despite being the recipient of a technique that should have been used to EXECUTE THE WORST CRIMINALS IN EXISTENCE, rather than being wasted on the Godmodder. During the combo, The Lord Michael pushes the Godmodder away...

Mecha Jackson: WOO!

…And suddenly becomes Mecha Jackson!

Mecha Jackson opens his mouth, and strikes the Godmodder with a wave of pure, condensed sound, overloading the Godmodder's ears and brain! The shockwave blasts the Godmodder backwards out of Dragon Master Mike's grip and into a giant Rock… Which is also an extension of the Lord Michael, as he is the champion of not only pop, but Rock n' Roll! The Rock explodes, with Michael Jackson albums piercing the Godmodder like bullets of solid adminium, which are then revealed to be miniature Spread Bombs! Suffice it to say, imagine the Rock being a large Bouncing Betty filled with miniature Bouncing Betties. That's a lot of bombs.

Sitting in the Godmodder's previous position is The Lord Michael's Presents. The Lord Michael, having reverted back to his previous form, picks up the presents and leaves.

The Lord Michael… beat it.

*Insert Rimshot here*

[Sonic20]

... Confused as to seriously what just actually happened, I take advantage of the Godmodder's likely completely shattered eardrums and my absurd speed to very efficiently construct a massive siege tower behind him. As he finally turns around and realizes what's actually going on, I prep 2 massive over-barreled laser guns I literally strapped to the tower, forcing him to dodge--

Right into my next trap, in which as he still likely can't hear what's going on, he suddenly finds a massive shadow, and is impacted by an oversized streamroller made out of the most unspeakably-tough-and-crazily-heavy-material-ever, and then said steamroller shatters and it's remains are promptly crushed by 3 more! As I wait for his reaction, I continue charging.

Energy Charge: 3/6

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 18/30

Random Charge: 2

I travel to the top of mount everest to claim the key of unicorns. Once I trek back down, I build a spaceship out of toothpicks and tinfoil capable of travelling to Mars. Once on Mars (With my homemade space suit of course) I spend exactly 3.14 hours searching for the gate of unicorns. Once I find it, I insert the key of unicorns, opening a gate to unicorn land. After going in, I am immediately assaulted by unicorns. Using the power of potatos, I defeat the unicorns, claiming the blade of infinite unicorns. Then, I go back through the gate to mars, use my spaceship to fly to Saturn, and slice through saturns rings, empowering the blade of infinite unicorns with Saturn Power. I then fly back to Earth and use this saturn powered infinite unicorn blade to slice a giant chunk out of the moon, aiming it crashing down on top of the god modder. I ride on top, and as it breaks apart, I extend the sword, diving down through the atmosphere over him, slamming down and impaling him with the force of a thousand suns, as hellfire rains from the sky and for some reason probably relating to the blade's special powers, unicorns appear and make sure the god modder can't do anything about it. Oh, and the moon rocks are empowered with saturn/unicorn magic.

[Sonic20]

I then pull a ridiculous amount of ring capsules out of nowhere, giving me well over 1000. Where exactly do I stash those? What's their purpose? That's none of your business, buddy. Then, I continue charging: my ultimate weapon is nearly ready.

Energy Charge: 4/6

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 19/30

Random Charge: 3

Time to break the fourth wall!

Due to Tazz not returning, the game cannot continue. If the game cannot continue, the Godmodder can no longer do anything, thus loses.