Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I toss a tuba at the Godmodder because I can.

Being non-canon, this guy is not Richard, and thus does NOT share his odd Tuba fear, and thus catches your tuba and straight-up eats it. No sweat!

Made an account just for this. Wait. Not canon? That means that- I don't HAVE to have a character. Heh. Heheheheh. (I'm from the main game, BTW).

First off, I give everyone infinite MP so no attack will fail because of "Not enough MP." Then I call in the founder of the forum and make him start a ban process on the Godmodder, just like Criticsquid from the original Destroy the Godmodder. Finally, I begin a new charge.

Fortress: 1/10

Not enough MP is no longer a valid block excuse, K. A post in and that's already thrown into it.

As for your summon of the forum's creator, HKim, The Godmodder just blocks your summon attempt entirely! His powers are too much for the Godmodder to want to deal with at this stage! The only way HKim's gonna come is if he comes on his own will!

Two charges max? I begin both now.

Powerful Summon: 1/30

Mana for a spell: 1/5


I literally just walk up and try to stab the godmoder. Like, no tricks or anything. I just take a knife and stab him. Surely the godmoder wasn't expecting something so simple.

You stab the Godmoder, who is not the Godmodder! The Godmoder is Actually invincible but totally neutral, so he doesn't even care about a simple stabbing.

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 2/10

I telekinetically project all of my HOW 2 HOMSUTCK LIKE SANIC HEGEHOG videos, complete with ear-bleeding music. An example:



Godmodder: OH MYSELF MY BRAIN!

But that's not all! Suddenly, a flash comes out of the horizon. It's Sanic.

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The Godmodder blows your mind by revealing that, through various mental manipulations, he was the REAL force behind the Sanic videos, and is thus immune to you!

I join. I summon a Lv. 100 Pikachu that the Godmodder dispatches easily using Earthquake. Then I summon another one, and he does the same thing. This continues for a while until I've summoned like a hundred of them. The Godmodder has used Earthquake so much that it inadvertently turns into a Fissure. He falls in, and considering Fissure is normally a OHKO, the Godmodder doesn't come out unscathed.

The Godmodder is immune to Ground-type attacks because he can fly!

*shoves Chaos, Taurus, and various other characters back to their respective locations* Dammit, Tazz. ;(

Anyway, I jump in, landing and doing a particularly impressive front flip. Some nearby judges rate it a 9 / 10. I then use MARKSMAN, in which I increase my general aim temporarily. While not a 100% increase, it does improve the general accuracy of attacks by a slim margin. Using my newfound accuracy buffs, I attempt to BACKUP BASH the GODMODDER! BACKUP BASH already has a poor accuracy, so hopefully the usage of MARKSMAN improved this. Should it hit, BACKUP BASH… well, normally would deal For Massive Damage. But since the GodModder can only take 1 damage per attack… well, yeah. Let's see how this works.

The Godmodder's evasion is maxed out and you miss completely!

Wait there's a thread dedicated to destroying me? I'll be.

@Neo Emolga

For the record: The canon games have stated that there are multiple godmodders...BUt the Godmodder is THE best godmodder, bar none, hence the proper noun.

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The Godmodder rolls his eyes at all the ineffective attacks. He clicks his fingers, summoning a rain of swords! Two of your attacks this turn will (randomly!) be interrupted by the rain of swords!

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100