Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Fortress: 4/10

+2 to Mike.

Screw this, the Chickenmodder needs something to attack. A distaction. I quick summon Minsc and Boo (characters from Dungeons & Dragons). I place an anti-mind control cap on them so the Godmodder can't mind control them to his side.

Because they are literally the 1st summons of the game...Minsc and Boo added! The Chickenmodder decides not to retaliate yet.

Since I am hungry and see a flying chicken, I take a flamethrower to roast myself some Chickenmodder.

The Chickenmodder flaps away the flames back away and onto you!

I use an ANTI-CHICKEN SPRAY… but then bust out an ATOM BOMB on the Chicken/Godmodder's face as a surprise attack!

The Chickenmodder face-tanks the ATOM BOMB...And lives unscathed! The Chickenmodder is too powerful to be stopped by a mere atomic blast!

I summon the spirit of ProtonJon, who uses egg powers to turn all the eggs around and bombard the Chickenmodder with eggs.

The Chickenmodder quickly makes a banishing spell to stop you before you can use the Spirit of ProtonJon properly.

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 5/10

I summon a horde of hungry kobolds and sic them on the Chickenmodder. Once the combat is over, I transmogrify the Chickenmodder back into a human with my transmogrifier from Calvin and Hobbes, because this is stupid and I really didn't expect the Godmodder to have been transformed in some way this early in the game.

The Chickenmodder pecks the Kobolds to death! Due to the ambiguity of the transmogrifier's actual abilities-specifically whether or not they EXIST-he believes them to not exist, and thus it fails!

Should the Godmodder have reverted to his original Godmodder form, I use the Maximum Carbine, a legendary shot gun, to fire bullets made of solid bedrock at the Godmodder.

However, if the Chickenmodder is still in his chickeny form, then I throw a particularly impressive rock at the Chickenmodder.

The rock isn't impressive enough, as the Chickenmodder once again pecks it away.

Fortress: 6/10

I point out to Sir Sivelos that we aren't in Minecraft, then I throw the Godmodder into a wormhole and cause it to collapse before he reaches the other end. The Godmodder gets crushed into non existence.

Chickenmodder. Also, this is your third post! You only have two in this game!

That raises a good point. Where are we, exactly?

I lure the Chickenmodder with seeds. Since chickens cannot resist seeds, he ends up walking straight into a pit of chicken-eating piranhas.

Alternatively, I temporarily turn the Godmodder into a noob with the Noobalizer. I lure the temporarily nooby Godmodder with diamond armor. Since noobs cannot resist diamond armor, he ends up walking straight into a pit of man-eating piranhas.

The chickenmodder flies himself out of the pit before the piranhas get at him.

You take note of the surroundings. This area is a very flat plain nestled into some mountains, with waterfalls marking a rough diamond shape in the four cardinal directions. The Godmodder occupies the east end, while you occupy the west. It's utterly huge-huge enough that Sivelos'es previous atom bomb hasn't done all that much.

this place is going to look like the bowels of the Nether soon enough.

Oh dear, my fault. Still, bedrock is still quite a tough substance IRL. Nevertheless, I'll keep that in mind.

And, uh... I guess for now we're in a nameless generic arena of sorts. It's up to us, right?

Anyway, I summon a Ridiculously Distracting Object; a nameless, very generic object that, as its name suggests, is INCREDIBLY distracting. I'm having a hard time paying attention myself, but I manage to throw it past the God / Chickenmodder in hopes of getting him to lose focus. Now, guys, give him all you've got! We only have this chance to use the R.D.O.!

For the record: Attacks can come from ANY SOURCE you can think of, just like Entities.

The Chickenmodder is distracted by the Ridiculously Distracting Object! He will be distracted for the next action!

Powerful Summon: 3/30

Mana for a spell: 3/5

3/5 is more than sufficient! I use half of the charge to freeze the chickenmodder's feet to the ground, and the other half to summon a swarm of flying knifes to attack it from all directions! I also take the +2 that gutza gave me and add that to the attack's power. Oh, and I did this at the same time as Sir Sivelos's distracter.

You do realize those +2's are literally extra points for your charges being given to you, right? As Gutza was giving you them, you could treat them as separate charges. This is kind of vauge, but basically-as it stands, the 'Mana for a spell' thing is 5/5 and thus full. You can pump those other +2s into your other charge, as well.

With all of that said, you successfully Freeze the Chickenmodder's feet in place! Your Flechette storm, however, is easily deflected with another Wing Flap and does nothing! He'll be distracted by the Ice this eotb and not directly attack.

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Minsc and Boo attempt to attack the Chickenmodder, but he deflects them quickly with powerful wing flaps, dealing 600 damage to each. The Chickenmodder's sudden de-transformation into the regular Godmodder causes the Ice to Break on its own! The Godmodder re-adjusts to his regular form, wasting his actual action.

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[AG] Minsc: 1,400/2,000

[AG] Boo: 1,400/2,000

[GM] The Godmodder: 100/100

AG = Anti-Godmodder.