Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Powerful Summon: 9/30

Random Charge for the sake of not wasting the second charge that I will figure out something to do with later (if this is okay): 1/?


I didn't even realize that's what the +2 was, I was totally confused lol. I'm just going to assume that all 5/5 of that charge that would have been there was used, and the 5 of the 8 he had given me leftover went into my other charge.

Because the godmodder exists on the internet, I launch a massive worldwide EMP attack, taking out the power grid and essentially destroying the internet.

If someone says "+2 to =insert name here=," It's a safe bet that's an assist, and you should take those into account.

The Godmodder's godmodding ability extends to the gear he uses IRL! His computers and accounts are not only infinite, they are all EMP-proof! The EMP affects everyone BUT him! However, as no-one online = no ragequitting, he resets the world's electricity without breaking a sweat.

Yes, his powers extent to IRL. You may now panic.

I summon the moderator who is here to get rid of the godmodder. I then throw cake in his face as distraction for others.

Well, Sivelos is already here and you only said moderator, which leaves...

...Me...Ugh.

I arrive. Hooray! You literally summoned me in within the first three pages! Whatever! As I am an actual mod, I can do a banhammering on this Rage-thirsty mother-effer, which would, HOPEFULLY, do damage, but I need time, as he's got ridiculous Uber Haxor on his side! Just, gimmie a few seconds! If I'm attacked once...This is gonna end badly.

ONLY THIS ONCE OK?! I DIDN'T WANT TO GET DRAGGED INTO THIS AND SEEM LIKE A SUE OR SOMETHING!!

I use a secret technique: "Only Death Shall Reap Man." Forming a scythe out of shadows, I flash-step past the Godmodder, and time seemingly accelerates, with the Godmodder receiving many, many slashes from the shadowy scythe in all but a second or two. The scythe vanishes since the attack was performed successfully (by that, I mean I used it, not that it did damage (if it did)).

I then use a summon: Dinaka, the King of the Sauran race! Being a massive, bipedal dinosaur, Dinaka is quite imposing. His natural armor and mighty Hammer of Dinaka make him a difficult opponent to fight, even by superboss standards. Dinaka can do many things, such as telekinesis, temporal reversion (he can undo the reversion, but not turn time forward), and energy blasts… But he's not invincible, by no means. He just has A LOT OF HEALTH, making him a damage sponge.

Dinaka grunts and throws his Hammer like a boomerang, with it starting a tornado in its wake, striking the Godmodder and arcing back to Dinaka!

The Godmodder takes ONE look at Dinaka, and thinks that THAT guy looks like an awesome stone wall to distract you guys! He uses his powerful Mind Controlling abilities, slipping straight through protection designated for Super-Ultra-Mega-One-Winged-Angel-Soul level Bosses! Being only a Superboss, Dinaka is easily converted to the PG cause.

Godmodder: Did you really think of it as that easy?

While he does this, he fails to notice you attempting to cut him. He feels a weird sensation that feels like scratching his back.

...

Minsc and Boo realize that their talents are PROBABLY better suited to take out that new PG guy, and attack him for 600 damage each! Dianka Retaliates and slams Boo for another 600 damage! The Godmodder finishes off Boo with a mighty stroke of a massive mace, with the splash dealing 600 to Minsc as well! He's giving me an angry glare...Ohgoodnesshelp.

...

[AG] Minsc: 800/2,000

[AG] The_Nonexistent_Tazz: 1/1. Moderation: [||]

[PG] Dianka: 6,800/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100

Yo! Just a reminder, you can post TWICE a turn! I'm not sure how active you guys can manage to be, though. Also, you can do anything else with any action...Like, say, heal an Entity, or erect a barrier to prevent me from dying horribly!

The bar on the right is my Special Attack that I can use on the Godmodder to hopefully damage him-if it's charged to full, I can activate it! It goes up at a rate of one per post, so this means you have to defend me for the next two turns!