Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO

I leap valiantly in front of my co-overlord fellow moderator, shielding Tazz from any attack that might come his way! This only lasts one turn, but essentially acts as a sure-shot protect! On the cost of me getting hit, that is.

As I get two actions per turn, I send out a telepathic message to my allies:

Sir Sivelos whispers: "Guys, The Godmodder just got a big ally out of Dinaka there. Sorry about that. But what's so important about this guy, is that he's capable of… well, basically everything that allows him to further his goals. Within reason, of course. He can't fly, last I checked, but he's a damn good long jumper. Stuff like that. Assume he's just as dangerous as the Godmodder, but don't lose priority on our actual target!

…I also think to myself about a possible moderator team attack with Tazz.

Talking is a free action. Telepathy is as well, unless it's being used to attack the Godmodder. You can theoretically do infinite actions per turn, but the more you do, the less effective it all is.

Despite attempting to keep it private, the Godmodder hears your telepathy anyways!

Godmodder: THIS thing? Stronger than ME?!
Godmodder: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaa...
Godmodder: Wait. You're SERIOUS, aren't you?
Godmodder: ...
Godmodder: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!

Dianka, not terribly humored but knowing that it's totally true, laughs considerably less heartily than the Godmodder does. You've seen almost literally nothing yet. The Godmodder blows out all bosses in terms of sheer being-a-boss-ness.

You meatshield me!

Powerful Summon: 10/30

Random Charge: 2

I use my 2 charge to try and supress Dianka, not damaging but preventing him from doing anything this turn. TAZZ YOU CAN DO THIS!!!

You prevent Dianka from attacking this turn!

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 7/10

I use my player powers to Hammerspace a transmogrifier that actually works. I then transmogrify the air around Tazz into neutron degenerate matter, forming a shield. Finally, I heal Minsc with a stimpak.

Neutron Shield added! +400 HP to Minsc!

I do a thing for the sake of trying to keep the thread alive.

I'm still suspended in the air in front of Tazz, so hopefully something happens soon.

Why did I quote this, again?

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 8/10

I telepathically project the original Smile.jpg image into the Godmodder's mind, (taking measures to not be affected by it myself, of course). He immediately starts having epileptic fits and is compelled to spread the word.

The Godmodder quickly erects a Telekill wall around you, causing you to be unable to project it.

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Minsc, realizing that his/her/its time is short no matter how much stimpacks it gets, immediate meat-shields me! Dianka is unable to do jack due to Dragon Master Mike's suppression, and I'm too busy charging up Moderation, so only the Godmodder acts! He makes a massive leap to the sky, beyond all of your sight! A second later, he comes back down in a mighty tornado drill at mach 999, screw physics, drilling right into everything between me an dhim! Minsc killed, Neutron Barrier destroyed, and Sivelos is tossed to the side! The Godmodder seems annoyed by the lack of attention. Only three people? ((tbh this is a game for more than three)). I am unharmed, but I think he's going to try harder! Quickly, use your creativity and make the most ridiculous barriers known to man! Otherwise I'm gonna die...I'm too young to die!

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[AG] The_Nonexistent_Tazz: 1/1. Moderation: [||]

[PG] Dianka: 6,800/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100