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    +2 to Sivelos

    Level 2 Sentry: 5/5 (+2 from Mike) Metal Gathered: 200 Complete!

    I use my charge to upgrade the Sentry to level 2. I then start work on two more charges...

    Level 3 Sentry 1/10 Metal Gathered: 20
    Batman: 1/20 ((DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!))

    Finally I create a antimatter nuke and surround it with a ball of negative matter. Negative matter is matter that has negative inertia. Basically, if you push it, instead of it moving away, it pushes at you. I aim it at the Godmodder and push it towards myself with a massive amount of force, making it fly towards the Godmodder at very high speeds. Just as it is about to hit him, I detonate the nuke. Because of the negative matter's properties, it implodes instead of exploding. It compresses so hard that it forms a black hole, which tears the Godmodder apart through spaghettification and sucks his atoms in.

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    Level 3 Sentry 2/10 Metal Gathered: 40
    Batman: 2/30

    I speak to the Godmodder.

    "Hey, Godmodder! You godmod. Does that not make you a hypocrite?"

    When the Godmodder gives his confused response, I give a logically sound explanation.

    "Godmodding equals money. Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. Five. Quid pro quo."

    I then continue speaking.

    "Five is also the number of points in a pentagram. Therefore you are a satanist. If you are a satanist, you are related to Hagrid. If you are related to Hagrid, you are a potato."

    The Godmodder looks down to see that he is now a potato (he wasn't transformed into a potato. He always was a potato). Suddenly, GLaDOS!

    "Oh look. Someone is ripping my shtick off. Well, looks like you can't infringe on my life experiences anymore. That would be intellectual property violation. I know that makes no sense, but I need an excuse to harm you. For science. You monster"

    GLaDOS then throws the Potatomodder into an incinerator.

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